I've taken quite a liking to that Sioux City Sarsaparilla.
 
BaSiC InFo 
Name: The Stranger 
Birthdate: unknown 
Birthplace: Out West 
Current Location: Los Angeles 
Eye Color: Brown 
Hair Color: Salt & Pepper 
Height: 6 4" 
Weight: 180 ish 
What's Your.... 
Zodiac Sign: unknown 
Ethnicity: Caucasian 
Body Type: Slim 
Favorite Food: unknown 
Favorite Drink: Souix City Sarsparilla 
Baseball Team: unknown 
(when) Bedtime: unknown 
Favorite Color(s): unknown 
Favorite Letter: unknown 
Favorite Number: unknown 
Candy: unknown 
Favorite Animal: unknown 
Favorite Messenger: unknown 
Screename: unknown 
Favorite Store: unknown 
Most Missed Memory: unknown 
Best Physical Feature: Moustache 
Overused Phrase: Take 'er easy 
First Thought Waking Up: unknown 
Goal for this year: unknown 
Weakness: rootbeer 
Fears: unknown 
Heritage: unknown 
Longest Relationship: unknown 
School's Name: unknown 
Favorite TV Show: unknown 
Have You Ever.... 
Drank: Yep 
Smoked: Yep 
Dyed Your Hair: Nope 
Shoplifted: Nope 
Tried To Do The Splits: Now why would I want to do that? 
Tried To Do A Backbend: Again, what for? 
Tried To Do A Cartwheel: Ok, these questions are beginning to get silly. 
Tried To Do A Handstand: I think I'll skip down to the next section. 
Tried To Act Perfect: unknown 
Get A Detention Of Any Kind From Not Doin Anything: unknown 
Skinny Dipped: unknown 
Had Sex: unknown 
Kissed/Huged An Opposite Sex: unknown 
Kissed/Huged The Same Sex As You: unknown 
Been Dumped: unknown 
Done Drugs: unknown 
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: unknown 
Ate Sushi: unknown 
Loved Someone: unknown 
In A Guy/Gurl.... 
Fav Eye Color: unknown 
Fav Hair Color: unknown 
Short or Long Hair: unknown 
Height: unknown 
Weight: unknown 
Looks Or Personality: unknown 
Love or Money: unknown 
Hot Or Cute: unknown 
Drugs and/or Alcohol: unknown 
Muscular or Really Skinny: unknown 
Sexy or Shmexy---- lmao!: unknown 
Random...: unknown 
How Do You Want To Die?: unknown 
What country do you want to Visit: unknown 
Been to the Mall Lately: unknown 
Do you like Thunderstorms: unknown 
Shower Daily: unknown 
Do you Sing: unknown 
Want to go to College: unknown 
Current... 
Clothes: Blue shirt, brown vest 
Shoes: Cowboy boots 
Make-Up: Are you kidding me? 
Hair Do: Doesn't matter, it's under my hat 
Phone: unknown 
Phone Number: unknown 
Location: unknown 
Weather: unknown 
Website(s): unknown 
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