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About Me


THANX TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO LET ME STEAL THE GREAT PICS ON THIS PAGE! I am Lee Ann Stewart Schmidt Davis (annulled!) Bridges Albert Stewart "Dufrane"; Former milf to John Robert Bridges "Dufrane" III (Signal Mountain TN, Melbourne, FL) and to his friends who need me; I have two boys; one’s a musician, one’s in Heaven, AND A "LITTLE SISTER" WHO IS THE COOLEST 13 yr old IN NASHVILLE; I AM A LOVER OF PEACE, CHILDREN, HUMOR, AND WRITING; A PROPHET OF MUSIC, A SEMI-RETIRED ROCK RADIO AIR PERSONALITY, AN ARMY VET AND TOTALLY PTSD’D. I AM LIKE A WOUNDED ANIMAL; I WILL BITE IF YOU GET TOO CLOSE. I HOPE MY PAGE ENTERTAINS OR MOVES YOU…I WANNA MAKE YOU LAUGH, LEARN AND FEEL!

My Interests

MY INTERESTS: Keeping the memory of ANDREW BRIDGES alive, John's happiness, practicing law without passing the bar, SEC football, golf lessons from Freddie Couples, watching bees try to pollinate the fake flowers in my yard.

I'd like to meet:

My teen son ANDREW, and his new friends in Heaven. I'm sure he's hangin close to Anna Nicole's boobs.

Music:

JERRY CANTRELL WINS MISS ALICE IN CHAINS!

Terry Bozzio and my son John

My next ex, Ville Valo

Movies:

PULP FICTION "FUCKIN SHORT VERSION"

Television:

TELEVISION:

Freddie Couples bad back will be fine after I have my way with him.

Books:

"(if)I DID IT" Fred Goldman; My autographed "Home Cookin With Dave's Mom" (Letterman's mom, Dorothy); "Steal This Book" Abby Hoffman; "How To Be a Gentleman" JOHN BRIDGES lol.

Heroes:

THE PINK FLOYD BACK-UP SINGERS, LORENA BOBBIT, DAVE RUSK, TIGER WOODS, DR. BILL HILLNER, JUAN VALDEZ, DR. BILL VAGIANOS, Officers Jesus Martinez, Ken Favero, and Frank Carter of the Melbourne PD; TREY & MATT, MARTHA & KEMMER ANDERSON, SUSAN TEPLICA, PRO GOLFERS, NEIL YOUNG, LETTERMAN, QT, AND JOHN R BRIDGES III.

My Blog

So I'm sitting on B B King's LAP...

Melbourne FL: I was wearing my press/media passes, and entered the back stage door. Some dude with a walkie talkie comes up to me and sez "Are you the jock?"  I'm no dummy, so I said "YES!" (caus...
Posted by Your COOLEST friend® on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:27:00 PST

How angry I am this Christmas.

I want a BBgun, to shoot out the inflatable yard santas and snowmen. Inflatable decorations should be outlawed. I think blue lights on a house make it look like a dive bar.  I don't wanna buy a t...
Posted by Your COOLEST friend® on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 05:43:00 PST

The BEST muthafuckin birthday present EVER

I got a tape recording of several phone answering machine messages left on Sunni's machine from Andrew, recorded 3 weeks before he died.  His little teenage lies to impress her....he's telling he...
Posted by Your COOLEST friend® on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:25:00 PST

MY BATMOBILE VS. THE WEST MELBOURNE CHIEF OF POLICE

Those who know me or have visited my pics know I have this pimped out TransAm that looks like a silver batmobile. Everyone refers to it as the batmobile. The batmobile always wins. Recently, the batmo...
Posted by Your COOLEST friend® on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:53:00 PST

So...I'M ON THE AIR....

...and I SHOULD have been fired for this: I'm on the air, (back in the '84 day) playing "Like a Virgin", when this field trip class of lil kids comes in with their teacher and my PD. I come out of ...
Posted by Your COOLEST friend® on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:14:00 PST

WANTED: FINANCIAL BACKING FOR MY "NASCAR ON ICE"!

If serious, apply within. Someone hook me up with Vince McMann.
Posted by Your COOLEST friend® on Wed, 24 May 2006 12:05:00 PST