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matt spastic

possible enemy agent

About Me

WARNING!!!! DANGER!!!!
a wonderful individual with non-schizophrenic tendencies and a well adjusted view of reality. has been told that he ranks low on the scale of suck. enjoys conversations about things that he makes up. enjoys meta-communication.... let's talk about it.

oh no! it's the complainiacs!

My Interests

blowing up microwave ovens. lucid dreaming. big vinyl records. droning guitar parts. ignoring mass media and pop culture. perpetuating things that i know nothing about. building imaginary realms in which i can dwell. my own little bubble. elevator shafts. belittling others. SARCASM. being friendly to big and little critters. confusing others. dropping thought bombs. trying to get a bill on the ballot that makes it illegal to pass any more laws. starting projects and not finishing them. and, of course making music. mainly, but not limited to, drumming.

I'd like to meet:

definitely these guys.and these guys.

Music:

shit that isn't cookie cutter.and too many to name.
and fuck rock stars and especially people that "play" rockstar.

Television:

yeah, i'm down for brainwashing.

Books:

h.p. lovecraft, chuck palahniuk, please kill me, poe, conspiracy theories, old sci fi, non-fiction, and more.

Heroes:

heroes are for losers. yeah, i have a couple. they're both dead.

My Blog

nyquil

so, i have this thing.  i like how nyquil makes me feel.  that warm fuzzy feeling.  but, there is this warning on the side of the nyquil bottle that clearly states that it violates fede...
Posted by matt spastic on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:59:00 PST

yes, all messed up

even freud would have thought so. Freudian Inventory Results Oral (60%) you appear to have a good balance of independence and interdependence knowing when to accept help and when to do things on...
Posted by matt spastic on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:09:00 PST

wow. so i AM pretty fucked up.

i took an online quiz that confirmed that i am screwed up beyond hope. oh well, i guess it could be worse.thanks steve. -->ColorQuiz.com code-->matt+spastic took the free ColorQuiz.com personality te...
Posted by matt spastic on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:15:00 PST

superstars and rockstars

so, i have been thinking about people with ego problems.  namely those who think that they are superstar rockstar extrordinairs.  now, i see it as there being different types of these people...
Posted by matt spastic on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:28:00 PST

my offensive name

on my online travels, i came across this. it's a list of the most offensive words, according to the bbc. so, in england, these are words that you can not say on the air. i was given a tickle of joy wh...
Posted by matt spastic on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 03:57:00 PST

where's the money going?

so, i have been trying to get down to the bottom of where the money goes for the new smoking ban, tax increase.  they said that 80 cents a pack was going towards enforcement.  now i find out...
Posted by matt spastic on Thu, 31 May 2007 07:54:00 PST

anti abortion rally

i woke up in tempe this morning, hungry.  daniella and i went to get some food when all of the sudden, we stumble on an anti abortion rally on the corner of dorsey and apache.  my confrontat...
Posted by matt spastic on Sat, 26 May 2007 03:07:00 PST

more on smoking

yes, i've been thinking of smoking lately.  in fact, i've been thinking of it a lot.  i decided to stop doing it.  at least in the habitual way i was.  and i figured out how to hel...
Posted by matt spastic on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:00:00 PST

capitalizing on the smoking ban

so, i am curious about arizona's new smoking ban and how to take advantage of it.  now, i haven't looked into this yet, but word on the street is that if you get caught smoking indoors, you are l...
Posted by matt spastic on Sat, 05 May 2007 05:57:00 PST

lightning strike

yes, i think that death by lightning stike is how i want to go.  i think of the alternatives and i don't like them so much.    1. hit by a car:  seems really painful and bloody.&nb...
Posted by matt spastic on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 02:58:00 PST