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Ray Reeves, and the Phoenix Sons

Ray-Ray the Gemini

About Me

When Ray Reeves's mother found out that she was pregnant with young Mr. Reeves, she started beating herself in the stomach with a bass guitar hoping to end the pregnancy... It didn't work, and now he's back, and this time, Its PERSONAL! Ray Reeves is not actually Ray Reeves, Ray Reeves is actually the second coming of christ, Disguised behind a clever mullet. For only $19.95 you can enter Ray's special Jesus Spaceship with the other "Ray-thiests" to enter the magical place of the special self-inflicted lobotomy that is similar to what Tweekers do to their souls with Crystal Meth., Only it is with Ray Reeves AKA jesus Christ!!! After his special training that left him as a Elite Crack Commando Killing machine by the age of 12, the Ray Reeves got tired of inflicting his lethal stadistic will, just to appease his own pride. He began to settle down, He then only killed if he had to because someone looked at him wrong. By the age of 17 all the killing began to wear on his sex life. So he quit killing for good, kind of -(Unless the mother fucker really deserved it!) then The Ray Reeves Might kill him; The Ray Reeves works in mysterious ways. Anyways after Fathering 23 women from 25 different women, The Ray Reeves Rested, And came out with his own Perfume for women, ("Smell Like Ray, BOOM! sexy", for Women) After that Ray Reeves Decided That It was time To get Busy with God. In the Footsteps of M.C. Hammer Ray Reeves Devoted himself to god. However unlike M.C. Hammer, The Ray Reeves Actually is god!! The Ray Reeves is always Making silly M.C. Hammer look stupid. So Isin't that funny, after all the rehab, the lipo suction, and the The Ray Reeves Porn Tapes that the gentile, modest, always humble soul, the soul of the Ray Reeves Inc. is Jesus Christ! The World is so beautiful sometimes that is makes the Ray Reeves Cry. Just Remember that when the Ray Reeves Cries, He Cries for your sins.

My Interests

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Member Since: 5/8/2006
Band Website: [email protected]
Band Members: Ray Reeves Wrote, recorded, produced, and performed every instrument and every sound on these recordings. Well, actually that is a lie. I did not create the car alarm; I believe that it is a Viper Car Alarm from my friend Clint's Truck. Also most of the bass line for "American Dream" was written by my friend Josh Peavey. But it was played by me on the Recording. I wrote and played everything else.
Influences: Small dogs in sweaters, Vagina's are very influencial, infact, if it wasn't for a vagina I wouldn't be sitting here today, Martin Luther King, Thomas Jefferson. Hank Williams, Oprah, The Beatings, Trains, Travel, Miles Davis, The Dead Kenedys, N.W.A. John, George, Ringo, Ludacrist, MR Cash, The Stones, David Allen Coe, HENDRIX, the peppers, Grandma, Woodie Guthrie, Dylan, every one who says that Im a laughing stock, a fraud, or that i just plain suck. People kicking my ass. Crass, the neptunes, The commodores, Doing Bikram Yoga, Nature. David Linch's music. Frank Zaapa. Public Enemy, LIGHTING (MOTHER FUCKING) BOLT!! Yeah!! The grunge era. AC/DC, BLACK SABBATH MORE THAN I CAN EVER SAY The Pixies. Bob Marely. HUM . LED Zeplin. Da White Stripes, David Bowie, My Family (also a group of amazing musicans. Richard Pryor, Rage, Bill Hicks, Noam Chomsky. Hitler has influenced me but not in a good way. Nicolo Macheavelle, Kurt Vonnegut, Orwell, Minor threat, Slayer, System of a down. In living color. Tupac, J3, Led Belly, Eminem, The Velvet underground, the Clash, Sonic Youth, Rick Rubin the Beastie Boys, Ozo Motley, Iron Maiden, Bjork, Madonna, Waylon Jennings, Beck, James Brown and shit im getting tired of writing this. CURTUS MAYFIELD, GEORGE JONES, INDIANA JONES, BASKET BALL JONES, JESUS JONES, JENNY JONES, MR. JONES, JONE JETT, THE JETTSONS, THE JEFFERSONS, THE OAK RIDGE BOYS, JESUS CHRIST, Cheech and Chong, Weird al Yankovich. SATAN , MOHAMAD, THE N.S.A.'S DOMESTIC SPYING PROGRAM. CHUCK NORRIS BEATS HIS KIDS REALLY HARD, RYAN AND JOHN GANN, NANDO LUCERO, R.I.P. GRAVY BLUE, THE WISKEY DECISION, THE CIGGARETTES, THE RAY REEVES LUXIORY BAND. (of wich im not a member,) This really cool girl from New York named Jesicca that I new im California years ago. U.2. Modest Mouse, Obviously. Sometimes my balls really hurt bad! KRS1 THE MOTHER FUCKING WUTANG CLAN.
Sounds Like: Your Mother; being intensely pleasured- again, and again much more effectively than your father ever could accomplish.
Record Label: What do you have to offer?
Type of Label: None