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Kid Presentable

Lord don't slow me down

About Me

To be someone must be a wonderful thing a famous footballer or a rocksinger or a big filmstar yes I think that I would like,and to be rich and have lots of fans and lots of girls to prove that I'm a man and to be number one and liked by everyonegetting drugged up with my trendy friends they really dig me man and i dig them and the money that I spent it is like my fame man it's quickly goneno more swiming in my guitar shaped pool no more reporters at my beck and call no more cocaine it's only ground chalk and no more taxis so we'll have to walkbut didn't we have a nice time yeah wasn't it such a nice time didn't we have a nice timei realise i should have stuck to my guns they spit me out just like a bastard son and i lost myself and i know that it was wrong, but it cost me a lotthere's no more drinking when the club shuts down i'm out here on my arse with the rest of the clowns i'm really scared without my bodyguard and i'm sitting on my own in my expensive yardbut didn't i have a nice time wasn't it such a nice time didn't i have a nice time wasn't it such a nice time did i have a nice time? did i have a nice time? i can't remember if i had a nice time to be someone must me a wonderful thing

My Interests

Discos and Casinos

I'd like to meet:

WILL When did you know she was the one?SEAN October 21, 1975. Game six of the World Series. Biggest game in Red Sox history, Me and my friends slept out on the sidewalk all night to get tickets. We were sitting in a bar waiting for the game to start and in walks this girl. What a game that was. Tie game in the bottom of the tenth inning, in steps Carlton Fisk, hit a long fly ball down the left field line. Thirty-five thousand fans on their feet, screamin' at the ball to stay fair. Fisk is runnin' up the baseline, wavin' at the ball like a madman. It hits the foul pole, home run. Thirty-five thousand people went crazy. And I wasn't one of them.WILL Where were you?SEAN I was havin' a drink with my future wife.WILL You missed Pudge Fisk's homerun to have a drink with a woman you had never met?SEAN That's right.WILL So wait a minute. The Red Sox haven't won a World Series since nineteen eighteen, you slept out for tickets, games gonna start in twenty minutes, in walks a girl you never seen before, and you give your ticket away?SEAN You should have seen this girl. She lit up the room.WILL I don't care if Helen of Troy walked into that bar! That's game six of the World Series!Sean smiles.WILL (cont'd) And what kind of friends are these? They let you get away with that?SEAN I just slid my ticket across the table and said "sorry fellas, I gotta go see about a girl."WILL "I gotta go see about a girl"? What did they say?SEAN They could see that I meant it.WILL You're kiddin' me.SEAN No Will, I'm not kiddin' you. If I had gone to see that game I'd be in here talkin' abouta girl I saw at a bar twenty years ago. And how I always regretted not goin' over there and talkin' to her. I don't regret the eighteen years we were married. I don't regret givin' up couseling for six years when she got sick. I don't regret being by her side for the last two years when things got real bad. And I sure as Hell don't regret missing that damn game.A beat. Will is impressed.WILL Would have been nice to catch that game though.SEAN (breaking) Well hell, I didn't know Pudge was gonna hit the home run.

Music:

Neil Young // 6music // and all other kinds of ill shit, see below...

Movies:

Bill Murray

Television:

Coogan, Iannuci, Gervais, Morris, David, Reeves + Mortimer, Sopranos, Entourage, 24, Arrested Development

Books:

Print is dead

Heroes:

Neil Young, Henry Rollins, Micheal Jordan, Kevin Smith, Tony Wilson, Vaughn Oliver, David Carson and Bill Murray