The following stuff is GREAT:
Drinking,
Vandalism,
Being Sick,
Petrol Stations,
Being 'Right',
Being Metal,
Chatting Piss,
Air Rifles,
Hurling Ice Lances at people
I'd like to meet:
Oooh, I would LOVE to meet the following:
A lovely female who doesn't think I am an idiot and finds me pleasent enough to look at. I might join a dating website, what do you think?
I would also very much like to meet a dinosaur. A nice one if possible.
Music:
Heavy Rock, you LOSERS:
Juggernaut Punch, Rebel Scum, Slayer, Electric Wizard, Metallica, Immortal, Dark Throne, Arkangel, Lair Of The Minotaur, Anthrax, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Suffocation, Necrophagist, Cathedral, Aborted, Coming Of Age, Gorguts, 3 Inches Of Blood, Deicide, Seventh Judgement, Dragonforce, Raise The Dead, Drowning, Dying Fetus, Nile, Fear Factory, Sepultura, Nailbomb, Decimate, Hammerfall, Behemoth, Sinister, Mayhem, Sunn0))), Children Of Bodom, Stonebreaker, Sinergy, Arnocorps, Iron Monkey, Skinless, Iced Earth, The Litmus Kids, Life Of Agony, The Black Dahlia Murder, Machinehead, Pantera, Manowar, Cannibal Corpse, Mastodon, High On Fire, Suffer the Skyline, Callisto, Primus, The Red Chord, Earth Crisis, Gorerotted, Nasum, Pig Destroyer, Snapcase, Krutch, Boxcutter, Knuckledust, 6ft Ditch, Beatdown Fury, Denied, Gorilla Biscuits, Morning Again, Ninebar, Billyclub Sandwich, 100 Demons, Bulldoze, Set Against, Awoken, Shutdown, Shattered Realm, Withdrawn, Special Move, Comeback Kid, Blades Of Unity, Kartel, Injury Time, Irate, Black Flag, Beg For Mercy. I also enjoy pop music that my lovely sister advises me on.
Movies:
Jurassic Park. Not Jurassic Park 2 or 3 because they are rubbish and can only be watched while pissed.
Television:
BOXING. Or anything daft like that.
Books:
His Dark Materials. Read it you slags, it's great fun.
Heroes:
All my wonderful friends, Seras Victoria, OtherGuy and Velociraptors.
