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Former Bullies

"i have been de-railroaded"

About Me

FORMER BULLIES ARE A THREE-PIECE BAND FROM MANCHESTER, UK. CURRENTLY THEY ARE TRYING THIER COLLECTIVE HAND AT A NUMBER OF MUSICAL GENRES: REG-GAY, GAY-GAY, DONG-ROCK, SCHLONG-ROCK-LEG-LOCK, REAL ROCK, FRAT-ROCK, WRONG-ROCK, RIGHTEOUS REPLAY, SARDINE FLIP, BREAKFAST BOOGIE, TEATIME TRANCE..... THEY REGULARLY PLAY SHOWS, THEY REGULARLY WRITE SOUNDS, GET IN TOUCH! YOU'RE GORGEOUS! THEY'VE DONE LOADS OF GOOD THINGS IN THE PAST AND FUTURE GOOD THINGS ARE BOUND TO FALL INTO THEIR EVER BULGING LAPS

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/11/2005
Band Website: formerbullies.com
Band Members: Nicholas Ainsworth (GUITAR) Thomas Settle (DRUMS) Thomas David Hardman (BASS)
Influences:
Sounds Like:
Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Here you go, ’av a lickle look at this my lovely fettler! It’s a b-l-o-g by that creepy....

Look at this: http://nickainsworth.blogspot.com/It's a bloody blogspot by Nick Ainsworth, the singer with this the band former bullies. On it he writes things that are a bit like songs, but without th...
Posted by Former Bullies on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 03:05:00 PST

STOP PRESS : No friction whatsoever at constant friction

We played over in Oldham on Saturday night and i have to say there is a serious case of false advertising going on. The night 'Constant Friction' being run out of 'Jackson's Pit', Oldham, is run by an...
Posted by Former Bullies on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:56:00 PST

POLLO!

Only pulling your plonker, of course there’s some news about this band. We’ve got a gig! After 19 years of trying we’re taking this freak show on the road, mummy-rock is back! As you...
Posted by Former Bullies on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:55:00 PST

Doctor Doctor we have a broken man!

OK! OK! Stand the fuck back, there’s nothing to see here! Since we last spoke in the ice age, alot has happened, nothing that involves this band, but a lot involving my general health and safety...
Posted by Former Bullies on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:41:00 PST

Chill out, there’s a free guestlist, you can all come!

OK Chudder. V.importante that you read and understand. We are playing on Saturday, should be class, it's at the SSR in Manchester, ver class place, between Piccadily Station and the Apollo, but closer...
Posted by Former Bullies on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 10:39:00 PST

OVERHAUL YO ASS O’ER HERE

FORMER BULLIES IS GOING THROUGH CHANGES. WE'VE BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED (see here), WE'VE BEEN RECORDED (in the post, soon to be heard here), WE'VE CHANGED OUR SENSE OF HUMOUR (as a direct result of watchin...
Posted by Former Bullies on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:23:00 PST

Double Terds!

Alright Terds. We done something good this weekend. We, Former Bullies, Nick, Tom and T.David went to a studio in Manchester City Centre rolled up and rocked it big time, BIG TIME! I can tell you...
Posted by Former Bullies on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:14:00 PST

ONE MORE TING!

What i forgot to say was i'm going to put those new recordings on this page when we get the finished mixes, then and only then well you be allowed to shit your collective brick. This will be encourage...
Posted by Former Bullies on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:22:00 PST

POSSIBLE CHANGE OF VENUE

I'M HEARING ALL THESE PEOPLE TALKING TO ME, SAYING THIS, SAYING THAT, I DON'T WHAT TO BELIEVE. SOMEONE SAID THAT THE JAMBOREE SHOW ON THURSDAY IS CANCELLED, THEN SOMEBODY ELSE TELLS ME IT'S MOVED TO F...
Posted by Former Bullies on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:36:00 PST

love my balls (thankful)

I DONE GONE BROKENMYLEG, I DONE GONE BROKEN MY LEG! I doned it on tuesday at the jjb soccer dome in wigan. i was under alot of pressure. attempted a step-over, twisted my leg, fell on that leg and th...
Posted by Former Bullies on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:09:00 PST