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Lee : NINJA!!

HEROES RULES! COME BACK, PETER!!! COME BACK!!!

About Me


Shit about me :I love movies more than anything, pretty much. I make short films, and fame is in my future. Uhh, it has to be. Working a regular job is for suckers. You can see one of my short films on the Wayward Films MySpace site - in my top friends. Its called Ninja Roommates and its funnier than clown sex. I have a brown belt in Zen Do SHin DO karate. Got it a while ago, mind you, but that doesnt mean i cant beat you 7 ways from Sunday. Either with fists, elbows, knees, feet, head or lead pipes or soup or fists. I'll do it and you'll wish you never asked to see it. I work out alot. Was a skinny bastard in highschool. No strength. Getting better now. I'm getting bigger and stronger each day, so its ok to be intimidated. When i look in the mirror, i am. The reflection says 'the fuck r u looking at, douchbag? i'll punch you with my feet if you keep eyeballing me". Its natural to be afraid. I am powerful. I was almost in a few car wrecks in my life, and a gang tried to shake me down once. I have walked away from everything without a scratch. I'm awesome. I like a strong lady and a tastey BLT. People know me...I'm kind of a big deal. I own many leather-bound books & my apartment smells of rich mahogany. You'll likely be in love with me at some point. It's ok. I find it flattering, even if i am embarased for you. hahaha. I've been known to LIFT 3 pumas over my head without flinching. I can also throw a farm with one arm. I hate when things rhyme. I eat meat cause thats what its there for. For eating, and for moo-ing. I would eat people if 'the man' said it was ok. but its not. I also once ate a car on a bat and it was not good. But i can do it, and thats the fucking point.
So if ya wanna talk to me, awesome, if ya dont, fuck you...thats how I roll...no sweat off my sack. Until next time, keep fun and have fit! Ya...that's right. You heard me. Booya. The End.

My Interests

Movies (making and watching...and writing), anything nerdy, as i am a huge friggin nerd... I enjoy a good Scotch and a Tastey BLT........i enjoy mocking things and seeing people fall down. and boobs and space rockets also. they are enjoyable to me.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes movies n stuff that i like. I will pretty much talk to anyone. unless i hate you. then i wont. i hate most things from 'those guys who wear thier golfshirts with the collars up'( dude, its not cool looking, you look like a fucking mongoloid), to other stuff i hate, like every Red Bull commerical and those commercials for SellOff Vacations.com with those cartoon british seagulls. when i hear that commercial i immediatly punch a baby in the face and burn a church down. good times. just ask me stuff ya wanna know n whatnot.

Music:

30 Seconds to Mars, MUSE, Alice Cooper, System of a Down, Disturbed, Peter Gabriel, NIN, The Music, Rob Zombie, Johnny Cash. I dont limit myself to one kinda music, really. Cause i even kinda like the Dixie Chicks cause they are kinda blue grass-y...i like every music from Metal to Rap to Country to AC...why limit yerself, ya know?

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, se7en, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Superman (1978), Superman Returns, Batman Begins, Requiem For a Dream, Garden State, Nightmare on Elm Street, Ginger Snaps, Halloween, American Beauty, American History X, American Psycho, Devil's Rejects, The Crow, Serenity, Suicide Kings....i know i am forgetting some...i'll add more later

Television:

HEROES is the effing BESt show!! i love it, like....LOVE....in love with that show also The Office (funniest new show - also love the UK version), Arrested Development, LOST, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under, Firefly, Buffy and Angel are the goddamn greatest things ever(make fun of me if you want, but Joss Whedon kicks major booty...the dude is awesome), NYPD Blue (i wish Dennis Franz was my dad...no disrespect to my dad, of course), Ali G ( Borat is the best), umm.....Trailer Park Boys is the best Canadian show...also Alias, The Shield, Big Brother, and of course, the 'Feud'...Family Fued, that is. I like when they reveal the unguessed anwsers and everyone reads it outloud like a fucking dummy, amazed they didnt think of that anwser. "APPLLEEE SAAUUUCEEEE...Ahhhhhhhh...clap clap clap clap"

Books:

what the hell are books? i think i saw one on the television once. looked complicated.American Psycho, Zen in the Martial Arts (non-fiction). I'd say DaVinci Code, but effing everyone has read it. Even unborn fetus' have. 3 women gave birth yesterday and the baby came out WITH the book, which they had just finished and were amazed what a fast read it was. Also The Dao of Jeet Kun Do by Bruce Lee. Bruce was the effing MAN! seriously. nobody ever in the history of history was cooler than Bruce!

Heroes:

Superman...i mean, shit....he's like, REALLY strong...and can fly n stuff...so, uh....yeah...I'm gonna go with Superman. However, Batman has a sweet ride. Like, its SO much better than my Cavalier!..like...like ALOT better than that one. But Batman can't fly.....but i bet he bangs alot of hot chicks....it's a tie, i guess.

My Blog

the girl.

so ya, i was kinda dead inside and considering therapy cause i couldnt seem to be happy. i wasn't super depressed like i used to be but i just couldnt be happy. content. then, god bless the internet, ...
Posted by Lee : NINJA!! on Thu, 10 May 2007 04:29:00 PST

when i was 12, i wished like F@#K i was Teen Wolf...

so ya, when i was like 12, i LOOOVED werewolves. seriously. i loved them. thought they were rad. i wanted to BE a werewolf SOOOOOOOOO bad, too. i even went to the library to read about werewolves and ...
Posted by Lee : NINJA!! on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 07:42:00 PST

crazy effed up new dream i had.

i dreamed the other night that, well, it started off i was hanging out with my old manager fromwhen i was 17 and worked atTaco Bell and him and me and some other dude were goin to get masagges in a pl...
Posted by Lee : NINJA!! on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:42:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Lee : NINJA!! on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:44:00 PST

My dream of having a son....

 Ya last night i dreamed that i had JUST broken up wth an ex, but we werestill gonna be friends (that part is just like in real life) and this was supposed to be like a month after we broke up an...
Posted by Lee : NINJA!! on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:27:00 PST

the fucking REAL story of Christmas, man! read this for TRUTH!!

I hope everyone remembers what this Holiday is REALLY about - 2,000,000 years ago Santa was born in a manger of snow in the deserts of the North Pole. His Mother, Little Miss Muffet aka 'Mary' and her...
Posted by Lee : NINJA!! on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:12:00 PST

this was a weird one....

i dreamed last night i was on a first date with some chick who i guess was pretty good lookin, but kinda stuck up, and we were driving around and it was winter time. as i was driving a hand grabbed my...
Posted by Lee : NINJA!! on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:23:00 PST

Newest nightmare i had - Nov '06

haven't had one for a while. and i only remember bits and pieces to this one, and it might be hard to type BECAUSE i cant remember every piece to it. All i DO remember is that i was in a room, all woo...
Posted by Lee : NINJA!! on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:43:00 PST

new idea for movie from me and my friend...best idea ever

 here is an idea that me and a friend of mine have - a collaboration, if you wil. we will hammer out the details later, but here is how shit goes down : You have a guy who is a native guy. and he...
Posted by Lee : NINJA!! on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:14:00 PST

The past, the future, letting go, moving on & who we are

and so you alwyas hear that the past doesn't matter. You cant change the past. That is obviously true. But to say it doesnt matter has to be wrong. We wouldn't be the people we are right this sec...
Posted by Lee : NINJA!! on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:20:00 PST