Another person has caught the attention of ZOD!!!!! |
Recently while looking at the "Wikipedia" page for the pathetic song you mortals call "Ice Ice Baby" to determine if I should use it as torture for defiant slaves, Zod came across the posting from&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 20:54:00 GMT |
Zod gets "hit on" |
It's seems the puny earthling girls love your great leader. Why just the other day I received yet another email from one of your female earthlings. So, i guess the time has come for me to start using ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 22:27:00 GMT |
Zod on "Halloween" |
You humans are certainly a peculiar species. You wish to have what you call "fun" by "celebrating" all sorts of nonsensical things. I was outraged recently when a group of your offspring came to my do...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 19:10:00 GMT |
Eye Lasers |
People of the planet Houston, I am addressing you today to inform you about something that is very dear to my heart. That something is "Eye Lasers". I pity you humans. Not just because you are mentall...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 21:48:00 GMT |
A Message To All Of My Slaves |
It has come to my attention that some of you do not feel I update my profile as often as you would like. SILENCE! Why do you say these things when you know I will kill you for it? I am your ruler and ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 16:03:00 GMT |
