An egg to fertilize
A pulse to stabilize
A body to deodorize
A life to scrutinize
A child to criticize
Young adults to modernize
Citizens to terrorize
Generations to desensitize
A desk to organize
A product to advertise
A market to monopolize
Movie stars you idolize
Leaders to scandalize
Enemies to neutralize
No time to apologize
Fury to tranquilize
Weapons to synchronize
Cities to vaporize
I COULD KICK YOUR ASS AT 'NAME THAT TUNE' ANYDAY.
At the present moment, I speak one-liners from The Office as a first language. My mood fluctuates based on Pam and Jims' relationship. And I hear the phrase...
"It’s just a show Barb"... on a bi-weekly basis.
LOVE WILL COME SET ME FREE - I DO BELIEVE.
Laughter a fine tonic...don't bottle it.
Self-deprecation is a thing egomaniacs use to hide their vanity. By the way, I hate myself.
21 years of lovely life on this PAINFULLY beautiful planet and this is all I have to say for myself:
You create your own reality, love is key, love is the answer, love is everything, and I'm here for the free music...music is peachy.
Presently I work @ HMV LOVE it!
I love to dance dance dance dance dance.
I'm Aquisces. My ascendant is Virgo and my moon is Scorpio.
You have no idea how wicked bombdig that is. I am an infinite number of contradictions and paradoxes in one body...i.e.-- i'd describe myself as insecure with a touch of narcissism. & F.Y.I. give me a half hour and I could scientifically prove to you that astrology's legit.
There's is not one thing that I hate more than what I call neo conservative fachist fanatics...I am so far left...It's right.
I thrive off discovering the truth.
I'm a romantic.Sensitivity, thoughtfulness, and cleverness are, not necessarily needs, but qualities that I prefer in men.Creativity is my biggest turn-on.I don't act normal when I'm nervous.... in the words of the perfect blond buxom BFF babe Kate :
I CAN'T FAKE IT, I CAN'T FAKE IT, I CAN'T FAKE IT. I'm workin on it.
MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS: procrastination.
I'm an idealist.
I love exuding positive energy and genuinely complimenting at least 10 people a day.
Hypocrisy irritates me...that's an understatement.I love sincerity. I lack sincerity.
That's not true, I just stole it from Kurt Cobain.
Apathy saddens me... (that's mine.)
You can trust me; I'm not a doctor.
I like people watching hence the Big Brother addiction.I like Mr Noodles and Kd..they're my cheapest loves.
My Mama's cabbage roles and macaroni salad...should be rare delicacies everyone should crave.
I hate unneccessary aggression, I hate passivity.
Well, I don't really waste time on hate...do me a favor, start at the beginning again and replace the word 'hate' with 'dislike' wouldja?
I dislike ignorance.
I'm impulsive.
I am competitive and have strong convictions.
I love compassionate people.
I am prejudice towards those who are prejudice.
I'm rather sensitive to insensitivity.
I love people who stand up for what they believe in.I love writing and acting and singing and drawing and painting...and drinking out of styrofoam cups n then biting them n filling up the cup with peices 'til I can longer do it.
I hate feeling that everything I feel and stand for has already been felt and expressed.
People tell me I live in a foggy uncertain realm of poetry, music, and fantasy most a the time...I love my realm.
Until the harsh realities of physical life set in, of course... then I get overwhelmed and cry.
I am blessed; I've met my twin soul.
I have the best tribe on the planet.I remember when we would all drive over to Rocky Glen's Swimming Hole, near Factoryville. We would splash away until 10 AM. And then we'd go home and Papa would have us work the beet fields until well after midnight.
I'm afraid of swings.
You get what you put in, and people get what they deserve.I love sun.
I believe originality is key but get frusterated because so many people are awesome like me and then I get frusterated at myself for getting frusterated at that....if u've read this far ...you're dead cool But man! You want my sweet hiney BAAAAAAAD!
I've found many diamonds in the ruff, cough shwa cough, & now we just gotta get the hell up outta here, be lovers, and live some fabulous artzy fartzy life."Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one" ~ Albert Einstein
Your Personality Profile
You are dignified, spiritual, and wise.
Always unsatisfied, you constantly try to better yourself.
You are also a seeker of knowledge and often buried in books.
You tend to be philosophical, looking for the big picture in life.
You dream of inner peace for yourself, your friends, and the world.
A good friend, you always give of yourself first.
The World's Shortest Personality Test
A guy and a girl can be just friends,
but at one point or another,
they will fall for each other...
Maybe temporarily,
maybe at the wrong time,
maybe too late,
or maybe forever.
~Dave Matthews
