Clawing furniture, sitting on books, eating important papers, jumping on a stack of clean and newly folded laundry, eating crunchy snacks, destroying boxing gloves, jumping in boxes, hiding in boxes, hiding under the covers, purring really loud in your ear when you try and fall asleep, waking you up at 6am, chasing squirrels that fall through the chimney, trying to escape outside to catch those silly squirrels... the list goes on and on.
Mostly just other cats to play with. Maybe some birds or fish (to eat). I grew up with a dog, so maybe I'd like to meet another dog to play with too. I lived with a bunny for over a year. She was fat and slow and really fun to chase around the house, but now I'm the only pet in the house. I get lonely sometimes when all the humans leave for work and school, so I'm hoping I can find some other pets to talk to on the computer when I'm home alone.
The meow mix song.
Stacks of DVDs make for great things to knock over like dominos.
I like sleeping on the television.
What is it with these books? Why do you humans stare at them. They're not for staring, they're for sitting on.
Heathcliff... that was one badass cat.