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Chloe

About Me

My beginnings were humble. I was born to a single mother. My father left before I was born. I do not remember much of my mother except that she had many teets. Eventually I was separated from my mother and siblings. I fould myself eating out of a dumpster with other cats, many of whom were older than me. It did not take long for me to understand what a street cat was. One might think terrible things could happen to a small kitten in this situation but the older cats took me under their paw and groomed me for rescue. Although much of my charm is natural, the elder cats taught me how to hone in my skills to get a home. Thanks to them I finally did. I love my new home now and my humans but they do not realize that while they are at school and work, I bling and ball out of control....well, as much as a housecat can do that. Also, I make a martini to die for.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tigger, Simba, Felix, Sylvester, Tom (and maybe Jerry), Morris (OMG he is so hot!)

My Blog

what a night!!

tonight i had my first encounter with a bug i couldn't eat.  actually it assaulted me with something it squirted out of its butt.  it looked like a roach but with looooong legs and a mean fa...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 20:15:00 GMT

say no to football

I heard a terrible rumor that martinis are not served at football games.  Why the hell go to one then??  If I cannot gracefully adorn the lap of my human with a martini in paw while I w...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:36:00 GMT

Noodle

animal testing is just whack and if you really must test something then feel free to test on your own children.  leave the animals alone you bunch of negative vibe merchants. oh yeah and to all o...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 19:30:00 GMT