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Some of y'all have been a'wonderin' just who mighta shot Cletus, anyways. Well, now, we're not ones fer pointin' fingers, but we wanna call yer attention to this little news article from a ways back.
Me An' Cletus Is A-Feudin'
But then we also saw this on that there interwebs:
"Cletus got shot"
"An old lady was arrested and was before the judge. The judge asked her to explain what happened.
"'Well your honor' replied the lady 'I was sitting on my porch minding my own business when a handsome young man came and sat beside me. He started rubbing my thighs. You know that has not happened to me in some time and I rather enjoyed it so I said nothing. Then he started to fondle my breasts. It felt very good and I had not felt like this for some time. So I lied on my back and said TAKE ME!.'
"He replied 'APRIL FOOL' so I shot him."
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We gots some of them testi-whatchamacallits. Oh yeah, testi-monials. Here are some of 'em:
"Great show! The kids really enjoy music at the Smokehouse and "Cletus Got Shot" sounded like my Childhood!!! At one point my childhood friend said " if I closed my eyes, I would think I was on the square in Mountain View" I was thinking the same thing. Thank you guys for playing, it was hard to leave. The kids were ready for bed! THANK YOU THANK YOU!! Michelle you are beautiful. Amanda K"
"Cletus Got Shot has shown me the light. I, too, once drank a little , and smoked a little, and on occasion I would even spit on the ground. But those days r behind me! With the help of my friends, Cletus Got Shot. Now I drink all night, smoke till I cant see, and I dont just spit on the ground, now I puke all over it!! Many thanks Cletus Got Shot. Sincerely, your new town drunk."
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Here's what some of them there reviewers been sayin' 'bout us...:
"If you like your old-time a little zanier ...Fayetteville's Cletus Got Shot... do a kind of unhinged psychobilly bluegrass" - Rock Candy, Arkansas Times