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About Me

IM WEIRD!

Tired

im so tired
the girl at work, asks me the key to my happiness
"what happiness" i should have said.
i am a locust outgrowing his shell
i drive, my car has no music
i sing, i only know a handful of songs
all the way through.
this is my life, the annoying repetition of the few words of a song stuck in your head
im so tired
and read the same books
i stare at the same three year old Time magazines
like my magazine subscriptions, my life stoped progressing a couple years back
"why are you happy all the time" she asked me
"cause it is more fun than being sad all the time"
i had her fooled.
Copyright 2005 Johny Campbell

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Art
Poetry
Music
Elbows
Elephants
Walruses

^some people i drew^

I'd like to meet:

yahoo messenger: [email protected] (i do not use this as an email though, so dont try to contact me using that adress for email)
i want to make friends, all kinds of friends, i like to have a diverse friend base, so yeah. if you are different then everybody, i will probably like you, and if you arent and asshole, and arent fake, i will probably like you. i am in need of art friends too, artsy people who want to sit around, drink tea, and write or paint, or talk about it at least. I am not, however, in need of a boyfriend, i have one already, and he is great, and i couldnt picture myself with anyone else.

let's go have a cup of coffee

HOW TO MEDITATE By Jack Keroac
--lights out--
fall, hands a-clasped, into instantaneous
ecstacy like a shot of heroin or morphine,
the gland inside of my brain discharging
the good glad fluid (Holy Fluid) as
i hap-down and hold all my body parts
down to a deadstop trance - Healing
all my sicknesses - erasing all- not
even the shred of a "I-hope-you" or a
Loony Baloon left in it, but the mind
blank, serene, thoughtless. When a thought
comes a-springing from afar with its held-
forth figure of image, you spoof it out,
you spuff it off, you fake it, and
it fades, and thought never comes - and
with joy you realize for the first time
"Thinking's just like not thinking -
So i don't have to think
any
more"
1967

Music:

Starflyer 59
Joy Eletric
The Postal Service
Mira
Feist
Morella's Forest
Franz Ferdinand
Slow Reader
The Dresden Dolls
The Exception
Havalina Rail Co.
Billy Idol
mewithoutYou
Donovan
David Bowie
Pony Express
Fine China
Bon Voyage
Mr. Bicycle and the Magic 5
the Ponys
Saul Williams
Pushstart Wagon
Sal Paradise
The Julies
Atom and his Package
Switchfoot
Velour 100
Leiahdorus
Untold Dream
Ben Folds
Gwen Stefani
No Doubt
The police
Heart
Johnny Cash
Buckshot jones
Great American Mullet
the Flaming Lips
Iron and Wine
Lovedrug

Movies:

Amelie
Edward Scissorhands
The Secret of NIMH
Natural Born Killers
Moulin Rouge
In the Bedroom
One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest
Muholland Drive
Lost Highway
Nightmare Before Christmas
The Devil's Backbone (Espina del Diablo)
City of Lost Children
The Lion The Witch and The Wardrobe
Office Space
Gummo
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Dancer in the Dark
Chicago
Chitti Chitti Bang Bang
I Heart Huckabees
Wicker Park
Garden State
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
Minority Report
Lord of the Rings
Mae
Party Monster
Schendlers List
The Pianist
The Jacket
The Labrynth
The Wedding Singer
Clue
Harold and Maud
Sin City
An American Tale
The Wonders
A Christmas Story
The Elephant Man
Bufalo 66

Television:

family guy
freaks and geeks
uh . . . history channel
animal planet
and vh1 thats about it cause i don't really watch televison

Books:

Watership Down
Out of The Silent Planet
Perelandra
That Hideous Strength
1984
Brave New World
House on the Borderland
The Outsiders
The Shotgun Said to the Head
She
Cry "Shibboleth"
Scattered Poems by Jack Kerouac
Boys Like Us

Heroes:

Evelyn Wheeler
Ronnie Martin
Sandroid the Horrible
Jack Kerouac
Ella Fitzgerald
Saturn Powell
Saul WIlliams
Bjork
David Bowie
Chris Griffen

My Blog

the attack of the ugly nasty myspace SEX BOTS!

so, since the good lord invented CAPTCHKA (or whatever tha fuck it is) i have not had to deal with the ugly nasty myspace sex bots in a while it has been nice, quiet, and gay but ...
Posted by johny Uppercut on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:57:00 PST

one year

Today is me and Chris’s one year anniversary! I can’t believe it has already been a year, and i can’t believe that the bitter and jded boy i was a year ago has changed to the ...
Posted by johny Uppercut on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 08:31:00 PST

swarm of disgusting fruit fiends

it wasnt until i held a magnifying glass up to the disgusting little fruit gnat hovering about my bowl of apples and banannas that i realized the disgusting truth robot gnats spy on me...
Posted by johny Uppercut on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 04:10:00 PST

car salesmen can tell your fortune

i went to look at cars the other day, told the sales man i was just getting quotes, and scouting things out, of course he still tries to get me to buy and all that, but the sales man was good and all,...
Posted by johny Uppercut on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:11:00 PST

like i said, about christmas

it is upon us with vengenceor it is over, and i am still feeling it's effectsbarfed like 20 times on christmas eve, and have had diarhea for like 3 days nowyuk
Posted by johny Uppercut on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 09:07:00 PST

jungle bells

Christmas is upon us, with vengence!
Posted by johny Uppercut on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 04:57:00 PST

weekends in Japan

so i got a job at Fridays, serving, i start monday, wish me luck i also had an interview with Shoguns for a partime bartending job today, im excited cause it will be in the brand new shoguns that open...
Posted by johny Uppercut on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:36:00 PST

i’m a codfish

and left red lobster
Posted by johny Uppercut on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:48:00 PST

reckon yourselves to be updated

well, so a lot has changed since february, you might say i am coupled now, opposed to being single. The boys name is Chris, and hes great. We got an apartment together (i know it seems kinda soo...
Posted by johny Uppercut on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 05:16:00 PST

how about some lobster rolls

so i got my new apartment, by myself, living in solitude, i hope this lets me focus more on creativity, i really need to start dedicating more time to being creativly productive, i cant stand just wor...
Posted by johny Uppercut on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:23:00 PST