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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

musicians, artists, comedians, street mimes, sword swallowers, tight rope walkers, acrobats, hookers, drug pushers, priests w/ yeast infections, pimp friends, homosexuals, midgets, jail bait, siamese twins, hot studs, hoochie mamas, crack addicts, retards, negros, magicians, ugly people w/ a nice personality, stupid girls w/ thoughtful vaginas, anyone with multiple vaginas, anyone w/ any type of genital deformity, boy george micheal jackson brown, nazis, jesus christ, mental patients, hobos, police officers in sexy uniform.

Music:

The sound of bones breaking, dogs dying, babies crying, the sound of death rattle

Movies:

"LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD" directed by J.L. Carrozza

Television:

Television warped my mind and destroyed my eye vision.

Books:

I don't read much, but I hear that Holy Bible is a good read

Heroes:

Narcissus

My Blog

urbandictionary

  fag hag fag-hag   (noun)                 1.   a woman who sprung forth from the clutches of a gay man to learn how t...
Posted by this profile never existed on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 04:19:00 PST

NOTICE

Dear MySpace friend,    I am sending you this message to notify you about the lease of friendship ending. Unfortunately it will not be renewed. In the time that I have known you, I have come...
Posted by this profile never existed on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:28:00 PST

The first to reply to me

1. Who are you? Mary-Rene Ahern! 2. Where/how did we meet? We met @ school in 9th grade. 3. When is the last time that we talked? New year's eve 2005 4. When is the last time that we were in the same ...
Posted by this profile never existed on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:15:00 PST

Caitlin (the girl that likes stretched ears)

No, 1. Who are you? caitlin 2. Where/how did we meet? at pincushion 3. When is the last time that we talked? through myspace 4. When is the last time that we were in the same room? at pincushion 5. Do...
Posted by this profile never existed on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:13:00 PST

Travis Martin & his love of saying " really really cool "

No, 1. Who are you?you must be fucked up if you dont rember me you have the only tattoo i have ever done 2. Where/how did we meet?steves house or in plymouth undoubtbly through zack 3. When is the las...
Posted by this profile never existed on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:10:00 PST

Keith summing it up in one answer

I'm fucking Keith dude, and u are dave, master tshirt maker.   Note From Editor;  flattery works well  
Posted by this profile never existed on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:07:00 PST

Alexis & Coherent

QUESTION TIME!!! 1. Who are you? Alexis Ann bitch! 2. Where/how did we meet?At CAthy's crib, social gathering 3. When is the last time that we talked?a few days ago. 4. When is the last time that we w...
Posted by this profile never existed on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:05:00 PST

Shane the hated's reply to the bulletins

1. Who are you?shane t wall 2. Where/how did we meet?we met through friends in the end ,., but i have skated with you a few times at the ark way back in the day .. on the mini ramp. then we hung out a...
Posted by this profile never existed on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:01:00 PST

Wally's words

1. Who are you? Nyarlatothep, The Whisperer in Darkness 2. Where/how did we meet? Kiskadee, a.k.a. the sixth layer of hell 3. When is the last time that we talked? last weekend when you crashed at my ...
Posted by this profile never existed on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:59:00 PST

Stalklet #1 (DaniellesaurausRex)

QUESTION TIME!!! 1. Who are you? danielle cloud mignosa 2. Where/how did we meet? unofficially a bunch of times sitting in the pin cushion. offficially at meagans. 3. When is the last time that we tal...
Posted by this profile never existed on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:58:00 PST