Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk

About Me

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So, Heres the deal.....For those of you who don't know me I'm a fat sleazy Drunk guy that lives in South Portland Maine. I grew up on Cape Cod in a little Town Known by the name of Forestdale (by way of Pocassett) anyways now I spend all my free time Drinking beer and writing funny or weird songs about shit I find funny. Please remember I am not a musician But I am an Angry Asshole With a Guitar so if you piss me off you will be written about (even if you don't)This whole thing started in 2004 with Dave Luce (Aka Felonious Drunk) Steve Rohan (Aka Steve Rohan) Tom Hinchey (Aka Drums Tom Drums, Aka Eyeball Neck) Me, that is to say Zack Smalley (Aka Biff, Aka that Asshole guy, Aka Admiral Awesome) and Nick La Greca (Deceased). We all got together one summer and made some noise (I mean music) and had some fun (and some fist fights with Dave). Soon without a place to practice, tempers began to wear thin and finally it was over. Anyways, that was then and this is now I sit up here in my secret underground fortress and I spread my venom from the digital mountaintops.more new stuff coming soon (Don't say I didn't warn you!)Zack (Aka Chocolate Jones)

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Member Since: 5/9/2007
Band Members: {FORMER LINE UP} Tom Hinchey (Drums), Dave Luce (Guitar, Back up Vox, Piano), Steve Rohan (Bass),Zack Smalley (Vocals), Nick LaGreca(Guitars) [CURRENT LINE UP] Zack Smalley (Vocals, Guitar, Backup Vox, Bass, Other.) Mumbling Tobey and The Lovely Mrs. (Sound Techs)

Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures
Influences: Frank Zappa, James Brown, P-Funk, Mayhem, Black Flag, Beethoven, Etc.
Sounds Like: Me Killing you slowly with instruments.
Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Hatemail

Please Redirect all of your Hate mail to: http://www.myspace.com/zacksmalleyThere will be a special message board for all you "special" folks out thereso redirect and enjoy!!Zack...
Posted by Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:08:00 PST

Free Matt Berthel!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!

So I wrote this song tonite and I think it's funnyI don't Know If matt is still in jail but here's a song for himI may have taken some artistic liberites in writing the story of Matts harrowing journe...
Posted by Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 01:15:00 PST

New Lyrics Says I

So Here's a Christmas Song for everyoneFist Fight JesusI got in a fight with JesusOnChristmas Eve!He Kicked me in the BallsI punched Him in the Fucking TeethWe rolled around in the ...
Posted by Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:35:00 PST

New Lyrics are here (my mother would be proud!)

so I thought up this song while I was walking Chuck around the block.somebody should come up here and help me record it.I got all the guitar shit wrote right now.You've got a la la la la lesbian hairc...
Posted by Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:43:00 PST

Explaining my Actions

So, this blog is to Explain the two new songs up on the site one is about Travis whom I formerly wanted to kill but now hope that he lives to a ripe old age (to suffer more) and the other is be...
Posted by Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk on Mon, 28 May 2007 09:08:00 PST

Stupid is as Stupid does

so heres my new song that I am currently working on so check it out and give me some comments cause I'm a comment whoreStupid is as stupid does........ this countrys' full of Forest Gumps.....Moronic ...
Posted by Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:09:00 PST

new lyrics are here!!!!!!

I'm Chris Hansen from dateline nbcand ive come to ruin your sexual fantasyyou've come to fuck some kids, but now it's time to seeI'm Chris Hansen from dateline NBC!!!!you've been riding for hours in y...
Posted by Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:03:00 PST

Peenutt is down like a clown Charlie Brown

So when all else seems lost I think we're gonna clean up all these awful recordings or maybe make new ones if Steve gets his shit together. maybe some new stuff. Scuzznutt has decided he would like to...
Posted by Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:55:00 PST

new stuff

So, heres the deal......I've got this 4 track thingy on my computer and I need one of you assholes. (probaly Steve) to come up here and jam out with me and Noah and his amazing pots and pans. I...
Posted by Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk on Thu, 10 May 2007 10:25:00 PST

Behold a Great Temple of Funk

So after about 3 yrs or so I've decided to let you all have a little peiece of the Temple of Funk.keep in mind all these tracks are live tapes and aren't very good sounding.if anyone would like to com...
Posted by Chocolate Jones and the Temple of Funk on Thu, 10 May 2007 04:16:00 PST