Dirty Cookie and The Naughty Bits

About Me

We are not black metal, nor death metal . . . We are PURPLE metal !!!!

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Member Since: 5/28/2007
Band Members: Dirty Cookie -- Front (wo)Man

The Naughty Bits

Who ever feels like recording with us !
Influences: Lesbians that hate all men, gay men that hate all women, ripping flesh with dull objects, setting (preferably male) genitals on fire, blood orgies, sleeping with men (or women) to only later physically and mentally destroy them, Cannibal Corpse, Gwar, Mindless Self Indulgence and Carcass.
Sounds Like: The infamous "Peanut" choking on a cookie that happened to be dirty.

Farting on a snare drum.

Distorted reality.

Nonsense !
Record Label: EyeBaLLNecK ReCoRdS
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

"Dirty Fucking Cookie"

C is for Cookie But that's not good enough for me They must be dirty ! Would you like a cookie ? But my dirty cookie isn't good enough for you !
Posted by Dirty Cookie and The Naughty Bits on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 01:56:00 PST

To Our Dedicated Fans !!!

Dear Fans, We, Dirty Cookie and the Naughty Bits, love our fans and we have a great sing-a-long that you all need to learn, it's called "Dinosaur Crunch", and it goes a little something like this: &nb...
Posted by Dirty Cookie and The Naughty Bits on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:36:00 PST

The Begining of the End

So, as of now we don't even really have a band yet but we're in the process of creating the worst metal ever. It will be amazing. Tasteful metal. Something everyone can enjoy... killing themselves too...
Posted by Dirty Cookie and The Naughty Bits on Tue, 29 May 2007 04:09:00 PST