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Desensitized to everything.

About Me

My first love in life is make-up. It's my girlfriend and I'm obsessed. I can't leave the house without it because it feels like I'm lacking a face, and because I look like a zombie without it. I love Cats! and Dinosaurs. I wish I had a pet Dinosaur, if I did I'd most likely make it eat you. I hate, let me repeat that, HATE eyebrows shaped like commas. It's an epidemic! ( Ladies have some self respect. Put the arches in the right place so you don't walk around like a major asshole your whole life.) I hate front butts, and if I EVER get one it's a date with a bullet for me. I hate Braslice, with a passion I might add. I probably hate you. Umm, I could continue this forever but I'll just stop right here.

My Interests

Make-up, L.A.M.B., Metal, Guys with scraggly metal hair, big boobs and ghetto bootyz,the 80's,slutty latex outfits,boots and high heels,Corsets, Gerber baby food bananas, drawing, animals especially felines and dinosaurs,expanding my French speaking horizons,Halloween, good music, sling shot sabotage, sasquatches and chupacabras, the ocean and outer space, etc.

I'd like to meet:



This is my biological mother... see the resemblence?

Music:

Everything but country,it makes me want to die, except for maybe Patsy Cline and Johnny Cash. Tool, The Cure, Job For A Cowboy, The Locust, Cradle of Filth, Black Dahlia Murder, Skinless, Converge, Madonna, 80s music(loves it!), No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, Bjork, Bauhaus, Iron Maiden, The Game, Dr.Dre, Snoop Dogg, The GZA, Cypress Hill, Grave Diggaz, Marilyn Manson, Etta James, Frank Sinatra, Judas Priest, The Misfits, Danzig, A Perfect Circle, Hole, Beyonce(not joking), The Horrorpops, Scorpions, Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks, Cattle Decapitation, Pink Floyd, Smashing Pumpkins, Suicide Silence, Bush, my rad metal band Dinosaur Latex Attack and my rapper alter ego The Ebonic Plague, David Bowie, Lords of Acid, GWAR, The Doors,my list is infinite!

Movies:

Legend, All Tim Burton movies, E.T., Jurassic Park, Lolita, Sixteen Candles, Mean Girls, Pirates of the Carribean, Star Wars, Labyrinth, Better Off Dead, Domino, Desperately Seeking Susan, The Dark Crystal, Flight of the Navigator,American History X, Lord of the Rings, all Audrey Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe movies, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Titanic, Interview With The Vampire (most Vampire movies for that matter), The Wedding Singer, Young Frankenstein, Disney movies, Almost Famous, Drop Dead Fred, The Wizard of Oz, Willy Wonka, lots and lots of horror movies, my list could go on and on I'm a huge movie nerd.

Television:

I don't watch too much t.v. but I do like Strangers With Candy, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Family Guy, Spongebob and Survivor Man. Ooh! I Love Lucy too!

Books:

I like to read but I don't do it enough.

Heroes:

Anyone who has rag sex and is willing to let me shit on their forehead and stick canteloupes up their ass. So sexy!