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Felonious Slut ♥s BLACK METAL KITTENS

Life Has A Dick and You Just Suck At It

About Me

I am Althea Rose Tetrault. Also known as Dirty Cookie and ART.
I'm a simple person. I enjoy life no matter what it throws at me. I am easily amused, fun, colorful, creative, musical, artistic, and particulary random.
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I like to think that I have some intelligence left. I'm against organized religion. I love to read, I wish I had the time and patience to read even more than I do. I also write (poetry, keep journals, and plan on writing a book someday).
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I'm all about self expression. I love piercings (roughly 30) and tattoos (only 5 so far). I think tattoos are the most beautiful artform and are the best way of expressing your inner artist (whether you yourself are an artist or not).
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My friends are my family. I ♥ them.
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I am just here to live, love, and create !
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Life is Serious but ART is fun.
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R a i n b o w s Don't Kill People.
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My Interests



Art in all forms: I draw, paint, sketch, alter and make clothes and jewelry, sculpt, photograph, and use objects for my own abstract pieces.

Music. I play the guitar, bass, piano, drums and percussion, flute, banjo (when accessible), thumb piano, kazoo, and I sing. I write music and lyrics, but I love nothing more than jamming and listening / watching others.

Creating in general.

Tattoos and Piercings.

Friends. My friends are my life.

♥ Rev. Davithalamuel Anthony Luce II PhD.

He's better than you.

I'd like to meet:

A timid pimp, a sensitive viking, mad scientists, hermaphodites, Crab People, whoever invented Dance Dance Revolution, cougaahs, lesbian cougaahs, pink elephants, gerbil enthusiasts, more people with eyeballs on their necks, myself as a South Park character, and a whole bunch of famous and dead people: Mike Patton, Les Claypool, Eddie Izzard, Bill Hicks, Trey Parker, Robert Fripp, Bill Bruford, Adrian Belew, Tony Levin, Alex Grey, Jerry Garcia, Robert Smith, Hunter S Thompson, Aleister Crowley, Terence McKenna, Jeffree Star and all of Tool. But really -- sluts, whores, and prostitutes; that's all I want.

Music:



Under The Influence of Giants are a group of hot guys that will force you to masturbate with blueberry jam.

Some of the Favorites ...

Felonious Drunk, Tool, Primus, Opeth, Emperor, Katatonia, King Crimson, Isis, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Grateful Dead, David Bowie, Sublime, Jethro Tull, Modest Mouse, The Cure, A Perfect Circle, The Mars Volta, Alice in Chains, Mr. Bungle, Les Claypool (anything), Sigur Ros, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Air, The Shins, Depeche Mode, Incubus, The Beatles, Elevator Tribe, Dredg, Fantomas, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Venus in the Furs, Ensiferum, Dimmu Borgir, old Metallica, Hypocrisy, Old Man's Child, Pantera, Meshuggah, old Cradle of Filth, Mastodon, Cannibal Corpse, Avenged Sevenfold, Killswitch Engage, Hecate Enthroned, Arsis, White Zombie, Bloodbath, Morbid Angel, Death, Gwar, Slayer, Tvangeste, Immortal, He Is Legend, In Flames, Amon Amarth, Children of Bodom, Porcupine Tree, Thom Yorke, Belle & Sebastian, Interpol, Tomahawk, Muse, The Smashing Pumpkins, Blind Melon, Peeping Tom, Deftones, Elton John, Soundgarden, The Moody Blues, Beck, Faith No More, Bob Dylan, Arlo Guthrie, Woody Guthrie, Silverchair, CCR, Janis Joplin, Anal Cunt, Rush, The Mama's and the Papa's, Jimmy Buffett, Johnny Cash, Candlebox, Boy George, The Culture Club, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Orgy, Nine Inch Nails, The Smiths, Queens of the Stone Age, The Velvet Underground, Phish, R.E.M., System of a Down, Rage Against the Machine, Eminem, Tupac, Cypress Hill, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Necro, Bone Thugs N Harmony, The Cranberries, Stone Temple Pilots, Foo Fighters, The Clash, Simon and Garfunkel, The Dresden Dolls, Mudvayne, Queen, The Dead Kennedys ... etc.

Movies:

The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, The Yellow Submarine, Velvet Goldmine, Party Monster, The Wall, 200 Motels, Eraserhead, Twin Peaks, Pulp Fiction, A Clockwork Orange, Requiem for a Dream, Monty Python films, Half Baked, Team America, South Park Movie, Family Guy Movie, Little Miss Sunshine, Drop Dead Fred, Disney's Robin Hood, Alice in Wonderland, Fantasia, Natural Born Killers, Silence of the Lambs, Who Get's To Call it Art?, Animal House, The Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Young Frankenstein, The Wizard of Oz, Hair, Garden State, Silent Hill, Wayne's World 1 & 2, Alice's Restaurant, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Virgin Suicides, Orgasmo, Haggard, Grandma's Boy, Spaceballs, Run Ronnie Run, Cheech & Chong films, H.R. Puff N Stuff, The Warriors, Empire Records, Resevoir Dogs, Ace Ventura 1 & 2, The Departed, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, Super Troopers, Blow, The Decent, Blazing Saddles, Goodfellas, Jesus Christ Super Star (the original "rock opera" and only for the music -- & hippys), Dazed & Confused, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Sin City, The Godfather, Shadow of the Vampire, Almost Famous, Girl Interrupted, It, 8 Mile, Creepshow 1 &2, Night of the Living Dead, Powder, What Dreams May Come, The Doors, Evildead, SLC Punk, The Princess Bride, Boondock Saints, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Jackass 1 & 2, Shaun of the Dead, Zombie Nightmare, Fight Club, Hook, Friday, Next Friday, Land of the Dead, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, House of 1,000 Corpses & Devils Rejects, Night of the Living Dead, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Queen of the Damned, Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking your Gin and Juice, Edward Scissorhands, Kill Bill 1 & 2, American History X, Donnie Darko, Anchorman, Old School, Interview with the Vampire, Talladega Nights, The Crow, Snatch, Once Bitten, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Crybaby, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Kevin Smith films, The Science of Sleep, Star Wars (original trilogy), Saw 1, 2 & 3, Lord of the Rings trilogy, CONCERT DVDS, old-poorly made horror films, anything zombies/vampires, etc..

Television:

SMASH SMASH SMASH THEM !

Books:


READ THAT BOOK.

1984, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Go Ask Alice, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, War of the Worlds, Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Disco Bloodbath, Dr. Seuss, 'The People, Yes', A Clockwork Orange, Angels & Demons, The DaVinci Code, Watership Down, Calvin & Hobbs, any Opus (the penguin -- you know what I'm talking about), Poe - Hunter S. Thompson - Aleister Crowley - Shakespeare - Douglas Adams - Terence McKenna

Heroes:



My Blog

Althea Vs. Wheelchair

Wheelchair, 1 Althea, 0 ...   Yesterday SUCKED !!! (You should see the bruises !)
Posted by Felonious Slut ♥s BLACK METAL KITTENS on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 04:36:00 PST

I Make a Great Big Sister (:

My little dude, Liam turns 8 this Friday and because he's only up every other weekend -- he got a full birthday weekend a week early ! I made him a cake, and got him everything ZIM !! Have you eve...
Posted by Felonious Slut ♥s BLACK METAL KITTENS on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:21:00 PST

Althea is Under the Influence of Giants.

Last night was UTIOG at Pearl Street in Northampton-- Amazing fucking show. For real. Just amazing. And after they played we got to meet them and chill and it was sweet! I got hugs!     &...
Posted by Felonious Slut ♥s BLACK METAL KITTENS on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 08:46:00 PST

Our Picnic and Zoo Trip!

Completely un-heard of to find a company with my last name spelled CORRECTLY. PICNIC TIME ButtonWood Park... I want a bob cat!! It's eating a mouse! We Like Bears. I swear this ...
Posted by Felonious Slut ♥s BLACK METAL KITTENS on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 07:43:00 PST

MOTHERFUCKING PRIMUS!!!!!!!!!

Here are just a few of the many pictures I got from last night's show...... ...
Posted by Felonious Slut ♥s BLACK METAL KITTENS on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:12:00 PST

best fight of my liiiife

ok, so my cousin erin really is the dumbest bitch in the world. tonight, she shows up at my fucking house with a fucking baseball bat AGAIN. so she's talking all this shit and she's going to beat my a...
Posted by Felonious Slut ♥s BLACK METAL KITTENS on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 08:44:00 PST

if you don't believe how fucking metal i am...

safety pin + face = new lip ring!
Posted by Felonious Slut ♥s BLACK METAL KITTENS on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 01:45:00 PST