foot in my mouth |
Think she's got her
foot in her mouth?
I am taking back everything
that I said about Hall & Oates...
Posted by Felonious Drunk on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:26:00 PST |
CENSORED... again |
Bull shit!
It's all bullshit I tell you.
Some people are imbred numb skulls.
Without a sense of humor or a taste for art,
they feel is if they can stop me from doing what I do.
What is it that...
Posted by Felonious Drunk on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:05:00 PST |
Hill hep |
These lyrics have been deleted.
Due to elitist techniques in the local music scene,
free speach is gone.
That sounds pretty gay, but it's true.
Threats can work,
it's a fact.
...
Posted by Felonious Drunk on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:16:00 PST |
what the hill? |
Really,
What the Hill?
I don't want anyone beating me up.
I don't mind pain, when it's needles through the dick, or scalpeling off body parts. But I dont want to get beat up...
Posted by Felonious Drunk on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:29:00 PST |
CHEDDAR PRIZES!!! |
There have been problems with the cheddar head sweepstakes
people have not been able to cash in on the $20 prize
due to the people not knowing how to record a phone conversation.
Well,
let me teach yo...
Posted by Felonious Drunk on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:29:00 PST |
Life is a bitch, pimp it out |
The cops,
they busted
my friend's house
They said
"everybody
get down on the ground"
One pointed
a gun
right at my head
he said
"you make one move kid
and you're fucking dead"
...
Posted by Felonious Drunk on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 03:50:00 PST |
expanding from artsy to fartsy |
So, maybe you're wondering,
"Why haven't I heard Felonious Drunk on the radio"
Yes, I know you were wondering that.
If you weren't, then you should have been!
Shame on you.
Back to the question...
Posted by Felonious Drunk on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:07:00 PST |
Who's got more soul than Jesus? |
JESUS SAVES
Moses invests
JESUS LOVES YOU
but personally, I think you're an asshole
I know that when you first saw Felonious Drunk on your friend request, "JESUS SAVES" was the first thi...
Posted by Felonious Drunk on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:40:00 PST |
anachronically beautiful |
We were born from the same wormtorn apart
The apple of your eyeis where you will findthe worm of my heart
We were bornof the same wormtorn in two
I know youyou are filthyjust like meand I am as dirtya...
Posted by Felonious Drunk on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:13:00 PST |
WARNING!!! |
This is a safety warning; The music produced by Felonious Drunk has been known to induce irrational behavior in canines. It is also suspected that it has side effects in humans ranging from mild heada...
Posted by Felonious Drunk on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 06:15:00 PST |
