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About Me

Well, let's see... I like long walks through dark Haunts. And loitering around the asylum where I USED to work... I was a GREAT nurse once upon a time but that changed, obviously! So now, I spend most of my days poking and prodding as I formerly did, just without a license! SAY AHHHH!!! No, with the other end!! HEHEHEHEHEHE!I enjoy spending time with some of my former patients, Krank and his brother Glitch. We can often be seen together in front of the lemonade stand in the park eating lemons and throwing sugar packets at the other people in line. I like to throw the sugar substitute because it's lighter, but more harmful.Sometimes, I like to volunteer for Meals on Wheels. Everybody loves a clown, right Grandma?
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My Interests

Ice Cream, Tomato Juice, Salted Radishes, and Miami Ink.

I'd like to meet:

Heckles and Twitch. Man, those guys are hot! I just hope I'm not related biologically because that would be... AWKWARD! Kissin' Kousins, and I'd be guiltier than my Uncle Steve and Aunt Michael! But back to Heckles and Twitch, hit me up on DL boys! GRRRR!

Music:

Clutch, Primus, The Cure, Dave Matthews Band, MAX KADY, and everyone's favorite Scottish folk band Gravel Walk! Hey, nice bagpipes!

Movies:

Killer Clowns From Outerspace, IT, The Thing, In The Mouth of Maddness, and The Notebook.

Television:

Invader Zim, What Not to Wear, This Old House, and the Chill Channel.

Books:

Seven Habits of Highly Effective People, Stephen King's Desperation, The Northwest in-flight "What to do in the event of an emergency," Placard, The Bathroom Stall Door at Mulligans, I don't remember them all, I read a lot.

Heroes:

Gene Jacket, rockstar, artist, LEGEND!!

My Blog

THE NEWS!!

Hello!! So here's the long and short of it, yeah, yeah, I've been gone a while again but I've been busy doing absolutely nothing productive. I just thought, "Why lie?" But I did come...
Posted by SMACKLES on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 09:32:00 PST

New Photos and A New Member

Ok, the day you have all long waited for is fast approaching. The day that I am referencing is the day I post new pictures of us of course! And those will be the days following HauntCon*, so kee...
Posted by SMACKLES on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:01:00 PST

HAUNTCON!! youre welcome

Hello Kiddies! How I've missed you all. I've been far too busy watching television and running a-muck and I've been highly irresponsible in my neglect of all of you. But you have my ...
Posted by SMACKLES on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:46:00 PST

In response to the holiday

Well, as many of you know, those of us clowns here at Edge City Entertainment are very loyal to a certain time of year, and it has come to my attention that there are those of you out there who are be...
Posted by SMACKLES on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:05:00 PST

The Latest Obsession

Well, my faithful and fearless followers, I suppose I should start off this one by apologizing for being so long absent. I should, but I won't. Ok, now that that's taken care ...
Posted by SMACKLES on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 08:03:00 PST

Update!!

To get you caught up if you missed Friday's post, read below: I'm BAAAAA-AAAACK!! I am very annoyed by the sexual requests. If you think you're cute or funny by asking if I'm bi-sexual whe...
Posted by SMACKLES on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 06:34:00 PST

Im BAAAAA-AAAACK!!

I am very annoyed by the sexual requests. If you think you're cute or funny by asking if I'm bi-sexual when it plainly states "straight" on my profile, you're not and an idiot. You're...
Posted by SMACKLES on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:50:00 PST

Irritatingly Simple

Happy Halloween for starters, I know it's a few days away, but I would be amiss if I did not address the subject ahead of time. That being said, on with the show. So having fun at other's expen...
Posted by SMACKLES on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:17:00 PST

The clowns will understand this

Oh when WILL the douchebaggery cease?! So many of you in the haunt industry are well aware of the benefit of line entertainment. It's important, is it not? You're nodding in agreemen...
Posted by SMACKLES on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 10:50:00 PST

Buenos Noches, Tardes, y Dias, Monstruos y Fantasmas

Holy Cow! (And for some of you that's true.) It's here, it's really here! The most wonderful time, of the year! So some of you caught me last night sneaking around the big Ha...
Posted by SMACKLES on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:23:00 PST