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Patch the Dead Punk Klown

THE OFFICIAL ONE AND ONLY PATCH THE DEAD PUNK KLOWN

About Me

< < < < < <I,... I AM PATCH THE DEAD PUNK KLOWN. REMEMBER THAT! DEAD PUNK KLOWN, DEAD PUNK KLOWN!!! NOT GOTHIC, NOT HAPPY GO LUCKY "LEMME MAKE A BALLOON ANIMAL FOR YOUR KID" KIND OF CIRCUS CLOWN,... DEAD PUNK KLOWN! IF YOU MEET ME, AND EVEN GIVE OFF THE HINT THAT YOU'RE COMPARING ME TO BOZO, OR ANY OF THOSE OTHER FUCKS, I'M GONNA KICK IN YOUR TEETH, PLAIN AND SIMPLE,... NO IFS, ANDS, OR BUTS,.. BOOT + TEETH = YOU'RE IN PAIN! ............................................................ ..................................................... < < <YOU STILL WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT ME HUH? WELL, IF YOU'VE NOTICED BY NOW BY THE MANY PHOTOS THERE ARE OF ME FLOATING AROUND OUT THERE, I HAVE NO SET APPEARANCE. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?" YOU ASK. IT MEANS, I AM AN EVER CHANGING, EVER EVOLVING FIGMENT OF YOUR WORST FEARS. I AM THAT CREATURE HIDING UNDER YOUR BED YOU KNOW IS THERE, BUT CAN ONLY DESCRIBE AS "SOME SORT OF KLOWN". TO USE ONE OF MY FAVORITE QUOTES, "I AM THE KLOWN WITH THE TEAR-AWAY FACE, HEAR IN A FLASH AND GONE WITHOUT A TRACE." I GIVE MYSELF THE ABILITY TO CHANGE MY APPEARANCE TO SUIT MY MOOD, AND YOU GIVE ME THE ABILITY TO PREY ON YOUR FEARS. ............................................................ .......................................................... I ENJOY HANGING OUT WITH MY BOYS: DANTE THE SIN-ICLE, SKUZ, A1, YARBLES, OZO, BUSTER, RIGORMORTIS, KHAOS, BARTLE B, HAPPI, KHUCKLES, G, SASSY PAT, AND OF COURSE THE FEMALE COUNTER PARTS: MISS B, FELONY, POOFY, BOOGER, DOT THE DOLL, THE SPLATTER GIRLS, JENOCIDE, MORBI, DREA, AND SO ON < < <OH AND FOR THOSE SELECT FEW, IF YOU HAVE FINISHED READING ALL THIS, AND STILL DECIDE YOU WANT TO BE A DOUCHEBAG, PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME AND BRING ON WHATEVER PATHETIC WHIMS AND THOUGHTS YOUR TINY LITTLE MINDS CAN COME UP WITH. ............................................................ .......................................................... ............................................................ ..........................................................&g t;>
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My Interests

Music (music is a good part of why i'm still around), Art (i.e.- Drawing, Painting, Etching, Airbrushing, Tattooing, Special Effects Makeup), KLOWNS, Vampires, Demons, Dragons, Gargoyls, Imps, Haunted Houses, The Supernatural, Being Myself, Working, and many many other things. Any questions, just ask.

I'd like to meet:

OK, FIRST OF ALL, DON'T SEND ME FRIEND REQUESTS AND MESSAGES BEGGING OR DEMANDING ME TO ADD YOU, IT'S NOT COOL. IF I DON'T APPROVE YOU RIGHT AWAY DON'T SEND ME MESSAGES DEMANDING ME TO ADD YOU, I'LL JUST FUCKIN DENY AND BLOCK YOU. BEGGERS AND DEMANDING ASSHOLES ARE NOT THE KIND OF PEOPLE I WANT TO BEFRIEND. I'LL GET TO YOU ALL WHEN I GET TO YOU, SO DON'T BE A DOUCHE! <LEMME THINK,... I WANNA MEET ALL THOSE WHO CRAP THEMSELVES AT THE SIGHT OF A KLOWN, I WANNA MEET FUN PEOPLE WHO HAVE SOME INTELLIGENCE, I WANNA MEET THE MONOPOLY GUY, I WANNA MEET THE DEAD, I WANNA MEET MORE KLOWNS, I WANNA MEET A YARD GNOME, I WANNA MEET YOUR MOM, I WANNA MEET ANYONE WHO ISN'T A DOUCHEBAG FUCKMOOK! > > > >

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Music:


Lots of PUNK: SOCIAL DISTORTION!!!, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, The Tossers, Vacation Bible School, Tiger Army, Distillers, Black Flag, Rancid, Bad Religion, The Clash, The Casualties, The Ramones, The Buisness, The Transplants, Voo Doo Glow Skulls, Hepkat, The Pietasters, Nocturnal, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, U.S. Bombs, Agnostic Front, Lars Fredrickson and the Bastards, Nekromantix, Horror Pops, Misfits, Blood for Blood, Skint, Violent Femmes, Flamming Boner, Rule 22, Men Without Hats(The Safety Dance, yeah, now can anyone tell me what the song was written about, you may get a cookie if you answer correctly!).... and more.Lots of Metal: Mushroom Head, Mudvayne, Disturbed, Korn, Manson, God Head, Murder Dolls, Pantera, Static-X, System of a Down, Powerman 5000, Hatebreed, Fear Factory, Spineshank, GlassJaw, Bloodlet, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Atreyu, (HED) P.E., Nine Inch Nails, Slipknot, American Head Charge, Nonpoint, Union Underground, Drowning Pool (old & new), Slayer, Kittie, Anthrax, GWAR,.... and more.Lots Of Rock: Guns n Roses, Lynrd Skynrd, Billy Joel, Ray Charles, Blues Traveler, Billy Idol, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, House of Pain, Sublime, Everclear, Nirvana, Stevie Ray Vaughn & Double Trouble, Aero Smith, Alice Cooper, God Smack, AC/DC, Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society, Pink Floyd, Van Halen, Led Zeplin, Iron Maiden, Jane's Addiction, Def Leppard, Stone Temple Pilots, Foo Fighters, Everlast, Smash Mouth, 311, 3 Doors Down, Kid Rock, Gorillaz, Papa Roach, Andrew W.K., Jimi Hendrix, Beastie Boys, The Offspring, No-Doubt (tragic kingdom and earlier, when they were ska), Puddle of Mudd, Overtone, The Eagles, ZZ top, Nickleback, The Stary Cats, The Brian Setzer Orchastra, Cherry Poppin Daddies, ....and more.Rap too: Krayz Kasper, ICP, Twiztid, Dark Lotus, Run DMC,.... and more.Yes, i do like country music, and i like classical, and opera, laugh it up, but you're not me, and i'm not laughing at what you listen to. Chances are, I can't even name all of the bands and types of music i like, and I really don't want to but there's a ton of more music I like.I am 86% Punk Rock.
. I am PUNK AS FUCK! The model punk. I care not for anything. I kick ass, but probably smell really bad. Take the
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Movies:

Killer Klowns form Outter Space, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army of Darkness, It, NMBC, The BOONDOCK SAINTS!!, The Alien Series, Predator 1 & 2, Alien VS Predator, STAR WARS, Devil's Rejects, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story, El Mariachi, Desperado, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, The Dark Crystal, Labrynth, Hellboy, SLC Punk, American History X, Romper Stomper, Scar Face, Finding Nemo, Alladin ( all three ), West Side Story, John Carpenter's Vampires 1 & 2, Queen of the Damned, Interview With a Vampire, Vampire Hunter D, Underworld, Lady Death, The Crow, I Robot, The Hellraiser series,The Nightmare on Elm Street series, The Friday the 13th series, The Chucky series, TCSM, most classic horror movies, Batman Begins, Ocean's Eleven, The Girl Next Door, Van Wilder, Eurotrip, Alone in the Dark, The Puppet Master series, Thinner, One Flew Over the CooKoo's Nest, A Clockwork Orange, The Warriors,....and many more...oh and porn too

Television:

ZIM... INVADER ZIM... MORE ZIM... AND TRANSFORMERS

Books:

All books from Henry Rollins! ( Black Coffe Blues, Do I Come Here Often?, Solipsist, Eye Scream, Get In The Van, The First Five, See A Grown Man Cry- Now Watch Him Die,...), I Need More: by Iggy Pop, , H.R. Geiger's published work, Tattoo Magazine, Comics, and many more. I love horror novels, murder mystery, and sci-fi novels.

Heroes:

UOR FACE!! YOU DON'T LIKE IT, BITE ME!!

My Blog

Another project in the works

Another project in the worksSo since i'm having trouble sleeping right now, i thought i'd share an update of what's happening in the world of Patch.Ok, so in class wednesday night the teacher had all ...
Posted by Patch the Dead Punk Klown on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 03:32:00 PST

i have to share this with you all, because it’s too damn funny not to.

i have to share this with you all, because it's too damn funny not to.~patch~this is the message i just recieved a little bit ago....----------------- Original Message -----------------From: Cody Date...
Posted by Patch the Dead Punk Klown on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:58:00 PST

CHECK IT OUT!! SWO LINKS, THANKS VOID!

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Posted by Patch the Dead Punk Klown on Sat, 10 May 2008 12:39:00 PST

Dead Punk Klown News. . .

ok, so it's not reall y news, but this is impor tant. . . do me a favor , check out this profi le. . . http: / / www. myspa ce. com/ skuzz ywear origi nalsit's the link to S. W. O...
Posted by Patch the Dead Punk Klown on Thu, 08 May 2008 11:37:00 PST

it’s been a while, so here ya go...

hey there kiddies, patch here again... obviously right? anywho, i just realized it's been a freeeeekin long time since i posted a blog thing for you all to read, soooo here's a new one for ya... obvio...
Posted by Patch the Dead Punk Klown on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 02:48:00 PST

RE: THE 2007 HAUNT SEASON

HEY THERE KIDS, OBVIOUSLY IT'S ME, PATCH.... I FIGURED I'D POST A FEW THINGS IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS TO RE-CAP HOW MINE AND $TITCHE$ HAUNT SEASON WENT THIS YEAR (2007). BECAUSE I AM FEELING A BIT L...
Posted by Patch the Dead Punk Klown on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:32:00 PST

"CONTEST" FOR THE FANS AT FRIGHT DOME, OCTOBER 20TH 2007

THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE ATTENDING FRIGHT DOME ON SATURDAY(oct 20th), BE SURE TO NOT FORGET TO BRING THE KLOWNS ENERGY DRINKS FOR YOUR INCREASED ENTERTAINMENT!!!THERE IS A SPECIAL PRIZE BEING AWARDED TO T...
Posted by Patch the Dead Punk Klown on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:42:00 PST

Check out this event: FRIGHT DOME OPENING WEEKEND!!!

Hosted By: FRIGHT DOME When: Friday Oct 05, 2007 at 7:00 PMWhere: FRIGHT DOME @Circus Circus Casino's Adventure Dome2880 Las Vegas Blvd. SouthLas Vegas, NV 89101United StatesDescription:FRIGHT DOME C...
Posted by Patch the Dead Punk Klown on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:53:00 PST

Las Vegas, Fright Dome Job Fair Info,.. READ IT!!!

As promised, listed below are the hiring dates for the 2007 Fright Dome Production. Please join us during these times to complete the hiring process, and to obtain additional information about this ye...
Posted by Patch the Dead Punk Klown on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:48:00 PST

INTRODUCING,... THE DOUCHEBAG OF THE MONTH AWARDS

ALRIGHT, YOU MAY BE WONDERING FIRST OFF, "WHY IS THIS BLOG'S CATAGORY NEWS AND POLITICS IF IT'S ABOUT AN AWARD?". AND A GOOD QUESTION IT IS! HERE'S THE ANSWER,.... WHILE I SAT PONDERING "WHAT CAN I D...
Posted by Patch the Dead Punk Klown on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:22:00 PST