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hApPi Kannibal

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



There is no god up in the sky tonight
no sign of heaven anywhere in sight
all that was true is left behind
once I could see, now I am blind
don't want your dreams you try to sell
this disease, I gave to myself.

...Suck much?

How old were you when you stopped believing in joy?
Hope?
Santa?
God?

News Flash!!!

They don't exist...let go and move on.

I'm just a guy with a slightly askew perspective of reality and a mild god complex...
other than that...
Bow to me, sock puppets!

My Interests



Fright Dome 2006

Insane Entertainment

Kitten, cheese, blood, chainsaws, slow torture, power tools, murder, mayhem, a couple Canadians, little people, sadism, masochism, puppy dog, handshakes, butterfly kisses, disembowelment, electrocution, arson, art, music, culture, puppets, clowns, jesus and giant peach, cannibals, billiards, competitive macrome, full contact chess, zombies, sex, sex, sex, diamonds, firearms, fire manipulation, juggling, skeet-skeet-skeet shooting, body suspension, tattoos, body modification, scarrification, bible study, holding hands, sharing secrets, burrying hookers, burrying hobos, fine wines, raw meat, guitar, piano, ping-pong, menstruation, the elderly, fuck

I'd like to meet:



People with a sense of humor... You tell me whats funnier...

Dead Babies or Cancer?

I make kids cry...plain and simple.
Not all have this talent, but if you at least enjoy trying, we might get along.
You're more than welcome to join in the celebration of baby kicking and toddler torture.
Oh the mental anguish and trauma shall be great!

Otherwise...please feel free to fuck off.

I'm starting to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion, anyways.

Music:

I'm not a fan of country...however, I'm currently writing a country album, to show how easily it can be done.

Movies:

horror/comedy/philosophy

Television:

[Adult Swim]

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thompson, D. M. Beddow, Edgar Poe, the Gideons?

Heroes:

Albert Fish, Hugh Heffner, Charles Manson, Benny Hinn, Malcom X, Ru Paul, Ed Gein, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Vincent Price, James Brown, restroom attendants, mom.

My Blog

fecal matter and the grand design

As long as everyone realizes that the shit sandwich, we all have to take a bite out of, actually tastes like shit... then none of you will be surprised. Remember where you came from and never forget t...
Posted by hApPi Kannibal on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:44:00 PST

Frightdome Job Fair

As promised, listed below are the hiring dates for the 2007 Fright Dome Production. Hiring will be done in the Laser Blast Viewing Room at the Circus Circus Adventuredome. For anyone unfamiliar with t...
Posted by hApPi Kannibal on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 06:57:00 PST

dome sweet dome...

Preparing for the upcoming "Halloween season" is something I anticipate...and dread...10 months of the year. We do what we do for the love of the craft. An often thankless service is well worth the bl...
Posted by hApPi Kannibal on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 06:13:00 PST

Goodbye, and thanks for the memories

Well, its been a long time coming.I'm finally leaving the non-smoking section of the country.With California in my dust, its time to venture back to the little valley in the desert.Coming home to Vega...
Posted by hApPi Kannibal on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 03:22:00 PST