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About Me

First order of buisness: If you are interested in the sounds, check out myspace.com/unlistenablenoise for more demos that sound like shiite.

The United Mutations don't exist yet in any other form than the music to be heard on this page. These are all songs written and recorded by Kelly Carcinogen over the last two years in hopes that they will lure unsuspecting musicians to their deaths. The United Mutations will blend together all the greatest qualities of the greatest music. The speed and agression of punk rock, the sheer brutality of death metal, and the somber musings of 80's 'goth' rock, into a fusion of Freak Rock, the likes of which no person with a firm grasp on their sanity would ever consider listening to. Ladies and Gentlemen, The United Mutations are on the rise.

Right now Kelly is playing guitar in Apache Junction's premier punk band, Christfucker. Any shows listed will be Christfucker shows.

You'd better do what he says.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/5/2005
Band Website: You're lookin at it...
Band Members: Kelly Carcinogen: Vibrations, Brain Drooling, Knob Twisting.
Cowbell drums on Eastwitch and Metamorphosis. Fish wanks out a guitar solo on Eastwitch.
Influences: If it rocks your fuckin ass, I love it. However, your definition of ass rocking is probably much differant from my definition of ass rocking.So... Frank Zappa, Mastadon, The Misfits(77-83) The Horrifics, Zombeast, Placebo, Tool, Gorgeous Frankenstein, Christian Death, The Bahaus, Peter Murphey, Primus, Kenny Burrel, Dick Dale, Oingo Boingo, Goblin Cock, Dethklok, The Spook, The Cure, The Empire Hideous, David Bowie, Ziggy Stardust, Cream, The Misfits(95-00) Danzig, Jeff Beck, Black Flag, The Circle Jerks, Calabrese, Bob Dylan, Rambin Jack Elliot, Woody Guthrie, Nim Vind, GWAR, Amon Amarth, Six Feet Under, Samhain, Days of the New (the first album, not the rest) Stevie Ray Vaughan, Nirvanaand far too many others to list. If something gets wormed into my brain, its going to influence my playing in one way or another. These are the most obvious as far as I can tell, but if I put any effort into this list, I'd be here for days...
Sounds Like: You tell me.
Record Label: Carcinoma Enterprises
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Changes

You may have noticed that a few days ago, the title and url of this page changed from 'Kelly Carcinogen' to 'United Mutations'. There is a very simple explination for this. The United Muta...
Posted by United Mutations on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:58:00 PST

Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

I've come to talk with you again. Its been a while since I got around to this whole 'blog' thing, but then again, its been a while since I've actually had something to say.I've been getting back...
Posted by United Mutations on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:15:00 PST

traveling...

Well, this will be an interesting week. Probably wont be online too much... me and the girlfriend are going up to Portland, Oregon to visit some chums and see Zombeast at their show on the 10th....
Posted by United Mutations on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:12:00 PST

Exodus

I'm sitting right now in this kickass hostel in Seattle called 'The Green Tortoise'. This is the first part in my ten day sojourn to Pheonix. Tomorrow, I blast off to Ft. Collins to see some friends...
Posted by United Mutations on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:01:00 PST

Valarie Skinned (Love Surgery)

I spent several days listening to Mastadon, The Prom Queen Massacre, Mr. Monster, GWAR, and The Mars Volta. This is the end result. She's still not completally done yet... a clear coat wil...
Posted by United Mutations on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:24:00 PST

12 Hits from my own personall hell.

About a year ago, I started getting alot more serious about the direction I was taking with my music. About six months ago, I began to become more focused with songwriting. About two weeks...
Posted by United Mutations on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 12:25:00 PST

New Dead Pawns video.

The unthinkable has finally happened... I've inadvertantly invaded video media. Forget everything you've ever seen... this is nothing like those craptacular live videos I've posted which were fi...
Posted by United Mutations on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:31:00 PST

Everytime we play for drunk people, they love us.

Holy shit did the Bonerfish ever rock out last night. It was easily the best show I've ever been involved with. The music was pretty damn tight, the crowd was drunk, and we got about 1/3 o...
Posted by United Mutations on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 12:29:00 PST

Help out an aspiring Coffin Girl.

You should all go over to 'http://www.myspace.com/myjulietcomplex' and check this girl out, then flood the Coffin Case people with emails and myspace comments telling them how good of a Coffin Girl sh...
Posted by United Mutations on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 02:51:00 PST

Liquid Psychosis

Okay okay... I'm not an alchoholic or anything like that, but I figured that since the drunken guitar solo's on 'Metamorphosis' and 'I'm Still Havin Fun' went so well, I might as well test the 3rd tim...
Posted by United Mutations on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:44:00 PST