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Ass Lunch

"SORRY-WE ONLY SERVE ASS HERE"

About Me

these are demos, not meant to be perfect now people! so don't give us any shit! AHAHAHAHA! asslunch began back in 2002 while sammy shitstain was shitting on the hopper and playing punk riffs on an acoustic guitar. then he formed a band with a few high school kids. then that broke up, formed again, broke up, formed again, haha, once that broke up he met rich carosi, when sammy placed an ad for a punk guitarist in the local paper. rich had contributed highly with his guitar riffs for about 2 years, and still records with the band every now and then (he moved very far away, that's why he's no longer practicing weekly with us). there will be a new lineup starting in march. sammy shitstain:vox, tim testosterone:guitar, rich carosi:bass, cj:drums. we will be playing shows in the reading and philly areas. that's it for now! now go smell an ass and lick it! AHAHAHAHA!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/12/2005
Band Members: sammmy shitstain: drums vocals and backing vocals, tim testosterone: guitar, bink: bass
Influences: dead kennedys, subhumans, citizen fish, crass, antisect, MDC, AHeads, flux of pink indians, stupid humans, the mental, pagans, instigators, culture shock, conflict, minor threat, germs, sex pistols, casualties, misfits, sam hain, fear, subincision, exploited, english dogs, 999, the zounds, black flag, oi polloi, stiff little fingers, legion of paprasites, toxic narcotic, witch hunt, stalag 17, the varukers, malinheads, broken bones, showcase showdown, toy dolls, ramones, the epidemic, the profits, the blood, the fartz, lard, ratos de parao, tom and the bootboys, the wernt, 7 seconds, bad religion 80-85, the business, peter and the test tube babies, anti nowhere league, disorder, oxymoron, final conflict, total chaos, black flag, circle jerks, mike puke, the pukes, jason poling of the dead pawns, adolescents, blanks '77, dropkick murphys, the bruisers, the bollocks, etc.....
Sounds Like: a gay cowboy singing christmans tunes with leathery thong undies and a pink and purple shirt on.
Record Label: 8^ RECORDS/SEWER RECORDS
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

serious bands

now, everyone asks me, "hey sammy, are you guys for real, your names are rediculous, and so is the band name." AHAHAHAHA! i see no one likes to be original, or have any fun anymore, everyone just want...
Posted by Ass Lunch on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:51:00 PST

mike puke/ the pukes

if you haven't listened to mike puke, or his band, "the pukes", you should do so, really good lyrics, awesome! go check 'em out , mike's in my top 8 friends, super cool guy too, never met him yet, but...
Posted by Ass Lunch on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:38:00 PST

d.i.y. 8 ^ records label

hey everyone go check out the d.i.y. label, 8^ records, this is where asslunch started, all thanks to owner, jason poling  (a great friend i've known for a while, and hope to meet someday)&n...
Posted by Ass Lunch on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:35:00 PST

d.i.y. soggy dream music label

hey everyone go check out the d.i.y. label, soggy dream music! great tunes! awesome label! we've had the privilage of being on the "sludge" punk comp cd with bands such as sleezus fist and the latter ...
Posted by Ass Lunch on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:32:00 PST