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sammy shitstain

YABBA DABBA POO!

About Me

I'VE GOT A BAND CHECK IT OUT, WWW.MYSPACE.COM/ASSLUNCH
How evil are you?

My Interests

FLATULENCE, DIARRHEA, GAS PAINS, AND CONSTIPATION.

I'd like to meet:

A TALKING BUTTHOLE.

Music:

YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ANYTHING I LISTEN TO, SO EAT ME!

Movies:

THE GREAT WORKS OF THE PROSTATE.

Television:

BLOWS ASS!

Books:

YOU CAN READ WHILE YOU SHIT.

Heroes:

CAPTAIN ASSFACE