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Christfucker

About Me

BAND HISTORY Aaron started a band called Pageant Mom in Boston. After the bass player took out a restraining order against Aaron, Pageant Mom died. Aaron joined Red Invasion on Bass and played with them till he jumped into his truck and drove to Oakland to join Oppressed Logic. Aaron holds the record for shortest time in the band and due to his violent and unpredictable behavior was asked to leave the band after just one show. For some reason even he can't explain he moved to Apache Junction Arizona and started Christfucker. as for the other guys in the band....who cares?!?!?!
Which drunk are you?
You're GG Allin kinda drunk
Drenched in urine and vomit, you stopped caring about self image about 3 lives ago. You're a shame to humanity and your death will be a relief to most of us... yet, such enduring life of filth amazes us somehow.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 25/07/2005
Band Members: Aaron Christfucker (guitar & vocals), Kelly Carcinogen (guitar),Brian Balls (bass), Cory Wahlen (drums)
Influences: Ed Gein, John Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy...
Sounds Like: a one lung crackwhore choking
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Aaron is leaving Christfucker?!?!?!

Yeah, it's the end of an era. But don't worry Christfucker is the beast that can not die. Aaron will be playing two more shows with Christfucker, and will be handing over the mantle of He Who Fucks Th...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 17:34:00 GMT

Animal testing\fuck yer bleeding heart

So I'm watching this program on animal testing and listening to these suckers talking about these test subjects as though they were human. How much do you wanna bet these hippies (many in punk punk ro...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 17:39:00 GMT

Jimmy Leg

So I got the jimmy leg bad last night. Couldn't fall asleep for shit. They got drugs for that. There's drugs for everything now. Restless legs keeping you up? Take this pill. Side effects include ana...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:37:00 GMT

It figures

So Im at a show & I see my friend Leslie and she says I heard you posted a blog dissing roller derby. I say sounds like you missed the point. She says oh I didnt read it I just heard about it. Wonder ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:16:00 GMT

Killing an arab

A couple years ago I was having a couple drinks at my favorite bar. Its a biker bar and a pretty hardcore joint. She asks me if the song Killing An Arab by The Cure is about The stranger (one of my fa...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 15:21:00 GMT

Stevie fucking wonder

If you dont think stevie kicks ass you suck.
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:00:00 GMT

The girl of my dreams

I know she's out there. I know she's out there because I dream about her. She's a total badass. Usually I'm seeing someone else & she shows up & rocks my world. I just know she's the one. So whow does...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:30:00 GMT

Grumpy old man

So don't think I'm just ragging on rollergirls and strippers.hell the only thing I like better than half naked chicks are totally naked chicks. And kids who think they're cool cuz they play in a punk ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:43:00 GMT

Grumpy old man

So don't think I'm just ragging on rollergirls and strippers.hell the only thing I like better than half naked chicks are totally naked chicks. And kids who think they're cool cuz they play in a punk ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:41:00 GMT

You're not special

Yeah so this one's gonna piss a few people off. Deal with it. So you dance burluesqe? So you skate around in circles? I don't get respect for for putting on a garter belt. Well, ok, maybe i do, but I ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 21:17:00 GMT