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About Me

right. ive either just completely fucked this up or... well, lets see if its sorted shall we?
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Helen Appleton
Birthday: 17th August 1981
Birthplace: Beverley Westwood
Current Location: Uni of shitwankbollocks library
Eye Color: green blue green orange
Hair Color: auburn. and lovely. not ginger
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right. right?
Your Heritage: im not from hull.
The Shoes You Wore Today: beautiful trainers
Your Weakness: beards and cyder
Your Fears: no cyder
Your Perfect Pizza: crispy margareta with pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: well, finished my degree, so i want a house now
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what?
Thoughts First Waking Up: o god not again...
Your Best Physical Feature: the shaving cut on my ankle. got it this morning, its lovely
Your Bedtime: cowboy time!!
Your Most Missed Memory: i dont know, im missing it arnt i? duh.
Pepsi or Coke: devil filth and piss
MacDonalds or Burger King: see above
Single or Group Dates: on your own or an orgy? wow! choice!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea made of nests?
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: only passively. and when i die im coming back to haunt you. except youll all be dead already and it serves you right. you know who you are. you vile poisonous savages
Do you Swear: absolutely not
Do you Sing: Jethro Tull is in my blood
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: i am this very second
Do you want to go to College: i think more than 20 years of proper education is taking the piss slightly
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: well if i pinch myself it hurts
Do you get Motion Sickness: not particularly. was sick down the side of a taxi once. no, i wasnt drunk
Do you think you are Attractive: to some. not to others
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: when theyre on holiday
Do you like Thunderstorms: in the right company
Do you play an Instrument: piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: good heavens! whatever gave you that idea?
In the past month have you Smoked: ha! revenge shall be mine
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i had some ibruprofen the other day but it make my left eye swell up and i looked like id been smacked.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: its a permanent date with flowers and chocolate and sex
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a shopping centre yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only in the bath. but i had my clothes on
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: printing blocks and paper from uni
Ever been Drunk: does the pope shit in the woods?
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: only by accident
How do you want to Die: lightening strike when im 102
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: 6'3"
What country would you most like to Visit: canada would be nice. and defo Norway
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green dragon
Favourite Hair Color: sort of hairy
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: around the same as me
Weight: see above
Best Clothing Style: their own
Number of Drugs I have taken: 23
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not much. they deserved to die in such a horrible fashion
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My Interests

um...nice jam. sorry, have to write stuff in here now as seem to have completely buggard up the other bit and it wont edit or anything. technophobe, what else can i say? could tell you what my intrests are i suppoose. um. lying around in the sunshine dozing is a very good thing. laughing hysterically until i cry. reading books that allow my mind to wander. drinking delishos cider. listening to Tull - going to see them tommorrow night!!! smiling at people i dont know and frightening them. wasting lots of time on myspace and not doing any work for uni. but that doesnt matter, meeting nice people hurrah! these are some ace pictures for you to look at

I'd like to meet:

lots of people, im not a total recluse. ric mayle be a good start.
You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.

Angel


75%

Mermaid


59%

Faerie


59%

Dragon


58%

WereWolf


33%

Demon


25%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
created with QuizFarm.com Helen Appleton's sexual nickname:

"Chesty LaRue"

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You scored as The Dragon. Ancient, chaotic, and a bit mysterious is the Dragon figure. Awakened from your happy slumber upon a pile of gold, you go about the country slaying its occupants. Beowulf manages to kill you, but not before you ensure his death. Congrats.

The Dragon


83%

Hrothgar


83%

Beowulf


75%

Wiglaf


75%

Grendel


58%

Grendel..s Mother


58%

Wealhtheow


42%
If You Were in Beowulf...
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You feel like a pig shat in your head,
and often wonder why Gielgud doesn't retire.
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Princess Pants

Tastes like Cherries

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[noun]:

A new position involving a machete

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Which VW Are You?
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Music:

hawkwind and jethro tull. none of that emo shite.oh and cream and procul harum and the nice and the buzzcocks and blur and pinkfloyd and the the undertones and adam and the ants and black sabbath and jimi hendrix and pop will eat itself and the dandy warhols and nivarna and goldfrapp and gorillaz and jefferson airplane and frank zappa and lots of other thingsbut mostly TULL yaaayyyy!!!!

Movies:

withnail and i. are people actuly intrested in this stuff?

Television:

yes, i have one. oh go on then. erm.. THE YOUNG ONES, BOTTOM, THE GOOD LIFE (its just so bloody nice), ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS, BLACKADDER (theres something fabulously sexy about Rowan Atkinson in black leather) PEEP SHOW, and lots of other stuff that i will add as i remember...WOOF WOOF

Books:

lots. stephen fry is pretty jolly. just getting into Flashman. (ooerr obviously)

Heroes:

withnail. his lifestyle is my aim. ooo and drop dead fred and any other form Rik Mayall cares to take. WOOF WOOF!

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