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Capt. Laird McEwen the Dreadful Pirate

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About Me

In April 2007 I had a bad motorcycle accident and as a result had a below knee amputation of my left leg. I live in Faversham with my partner Sarah & a tiny person called Brock Rowan (who gets bigger and more mischeivous everyday), a cat called Daisy May & some tropical fish. We have a new puppy called Pumpkin, he's a jack Russell/Corgi cross from a rescue home. I was until the end of 2004 a member of the Rejects Brotherhood, when I left to concentrate on my new family. I used to ride a Triumph Thunderbird (called Matilda)it is now dented and crumpled but we will get her triked asap. I have a music project/band WytchStone, I am currently writing and demoing material (when Fatherhood duties allow) some ambient stuff is available to listen to, just follow the WytchStone link somewhere on this page. I spend most days not collecting spoons. I have returned from the dead to claim vengence on my nemesis, a certain Vauxhall Vectra driver, she took my leg and very almost took my life. Looking forward to getting out and about & going to plenty of gigs & places.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Laird Anthony Coulter McEwen the Dread Pirate
Birthday: 3rd July
Birthplace: Whitstable Kent
Current Location: Faversham Kent
Eye Color: Camoflage
Hair Color: Not grey enough yet
Height: Not as high as a Giraffe
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mostly Scottish, some Saxon, maybe some Norse
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: I never show my weakness
Your Fears: Drowning, Hanging, being eaten, burned etc.,
Your Perfect Pizza: will be delivered 2 minutes after being ordered
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: See the bitch that nearly killed my punished
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: n/a
Thoughts First Waking Up: Please be in a good mood son
Your Best Physical Feature: my right foot!!
Your Bedtime: either early or late
Your Most Missed Memory: my left foot!!
Pepsi or Coke: either
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: yes, badly
Do you Shower Daily: no, I wash when I can
Have you Been in Love: I am in love
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that..
Do you want to get Married: yes, getting handfasted next month
Do you belive in yourself: no. I still believe in myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: you'll have to ask my partner Sarah
Are you a Health Freak: freak yes, health no
Do you get along with your Parents: as well as can be expected from beyond the grave
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em!
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar, keyboards, scalpel, swab...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes prescription ones
In the past month have you gone on a Date: sort off
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not in the past month no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: kisses from Sarah
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: Death by Rhino from abouve
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy and wealthy
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland, Finland, Canada
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Reddish brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: mid
Weight: mid
Number of Drugs I have taken: some
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: 3 so far
Number of Tattoos: 4 so far
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Bieng an arrogant selfish stupid arse!!
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.. You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


80%

Goth


55%

Prepy


30%

Emo


15%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


10%

Trendy


5%

Skater


0%
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Polhill Garden Centre, London Road, Badgers Mount, Sevenoaks, Kent, TN14 7BD
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100% biker!!!!!!


75%

Old Brit bike man


60%

Chav Car driver


30%

Touring biker


25%

Triker dude


20%

Maybe MC material


20%

Fashion Biker


15%

Speed Freak


0%
What kind of biker are you?
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You Are 80% Weird
You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader. How Weird Are You?
.. You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


80%

Goth


55%

Prepy


30%

Emo


15%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


10%

Trendy


5%

Skater


0%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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.. You scored as Angel. Angel: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an Angel.

Angel


83%

WereWolf


75%

Faerie


75%

Demon


67%

Mermaid


50%

Dragon


50%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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My Interests

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My Blog

Leg

I had a new leg socket fitted on Tuesday. but my stump has shrunk more than was anticipated, so the new socket doesn't fit. I've sunk right down into it putting direct pressure on to the cut end ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:30:00 GMT

Tattoos

Just want to say that Inks & Steel in Canterbury are shit, The 'Artist' fucked up my Phoenix tattoo that I got for my 40th birthday after surviving a horrific crash. Intstead of having the head of...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:25:00 GMT

Even more fishies

We now have a pearl Gourami, an opal Gourami and an upside-down Catfish!!
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:30:00 GMT

Even more fishies

We now have a pearl Gourami, an opal Gourami and an upside-down Catfish!!
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 11:30:00 GMT

More Fishies

We have added a Japanese fighter (Percy) and some red eye tetras to our aquarium, we hope to add a gourami and some more neons or cardinals and maybe an angel or two
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:00:00 GMT

Fish

It is with great pleasure that I can announce that Jack Black the Goldfish has now returned home in a new tank with some friendly Neon Tetras, I want to add some silver sharks soon but not sure how th...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 06:07:00 GMT

I feast on brains

i miss Zombie Hotel
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 13:28:00 GMT

tag

Ok, here's the deal:  The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits/truths about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird things/habits/tru...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:27:00 GMT

obituary

It is with great sadness that I have to announce the passing of Salmon the Fantail Goldfish, He/She was a great & loyal friend & trusted ally. It was a privelige to have known him/her. All in ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 May 2006 02:35:00 GMT

East Kent Motorcycle Show

Below is what i'm doing this weekend, go along if you can & have a nice time in the Kent countryside EAST KENTMOTORCYCLE SHOW With AUTOJUMBLE The Sondes ArmsSelling RoadSelling SUNDAY 23th APRIL ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:15:00 GMT