Here's how it goes with me:
I play music with the piano/keyboard and guitar and throat assembly, I play other instruments too, but badly....well, badly relative to a proficient player of the given instrument...
compared to, say, a crab or a viaduct; I'm pretty damn good!
It's more than entirely likely that you will be hearing one of my tunes as you read this. To hear more, look at my two top friends (top two below m'bird that is, so 2nd 3rd ones really)...who are also me!
Below is my favourite comedy sketch of all time, and has been ever since I first saw it 7 years ago. I hope you like it too, because if you do end up liking it as much as I do then that'll make me ever so slightly less alone than I was before, which can never do any harm: