c[harlot]te - ProfilesArchive

About Me

wannabe jill-of-all-trades. wishful thinker, half assed doer. the meaning is there; the outcome less than perfect. surprisingly shy and modest, yet extroverted and comfortable. devoted lover, loyal friend, fierce protector, no one's doormat. destroying stereotypes, and bleeding out the poison. a dreamer and a stone cold realist. easy to please, with high standards for the lowbrow. simple; complex. a paradox or a mess?

How about you talk to me, and form your own opinion. As a side note: i do NOT use the internet as a dating tool, so don't even bother trying.

i try not to write anything of importance in my blogs on here, instead i use livejournal .

A friend recently described me like this: "You are like a chewy mango with a layer of strong spices on the outsideâ€¦plus you come in a black plastic wrapping that is a pain to get at." Sound appealing?

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My Interests

Killin' hookers. Super old picture but yes that is ME killing that hooker. i'm a little out of practice now.

A spicy slice of things i love include: Piercings, suspension, tattoos, classic cars, art of ALL kinds, corsetry, architecture, writing, sewing, fashion, circus sideshow, gender benders, lovely human beings, having intellectually stimulating conversations, hearing peoples' life stories (seriously tell me all you can), learning new things, and animals. i love my pets more than 95% of the people i know. Pretty girls make me happy.

I'd like to meet:

Mickey and Mallory, Amanda Palmer, Agent Dale Cooper, and Nick Cave. People who have big hearts and warm souls to have real conversations with. i want to meet people who are passionate about everything they do. PHOTOGRAPHERS (please see my Model Mayhem profile for more info if you are interested in working with me! mm#509517), make up artists, models, seamstresses, contortionists, painters, sculptors, body piercers, suspension artists, circus performers, musicians, tattoo artists, fire dancers, any form of artist! i want to meet creative people who will inspire me, or collaborate with me. Snake people! i love snakes and often end up taking them in from people who don't have time for them. My current snake count is 9. [Two mojave ball pythons, a normal ball python, an albino ball python, a 100% het for albino ball python, a yellow belly ball python, a leucistic Texas rat snake, a corn snake, and an albino coastal rosy boa.]

Music:

FOREIGNER.

No but really i like a lot of stuff. Oh wait basically i'm a POSER. i like industrial, hip hop, swing, old jazz, rockabilly, psychobilly, funk, crust punk (and some other punk), classic rock, and basically anything that catches my fancy. Violin and piano = euphoria. i'd like to kidnap Nick Cave please.

Movies:

Natural Born Killers, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction (sensing a pattern yet?), Cannibal! The Musical, Boondock Saints, Cry Baby, Rocky Horror Picture Show, so on and so forth. i like movies about killing people i guess. And musicals. And ESPECIALLY musicals about killing people.

Television:

Jeopardy! And America's Next Top Model. Yeah. What. Hm...TWIN PEAKS. Invader Zim. Ghost Hunters. Chappelle's Show. The Young Ones. Red Dwarf. Anything relating to forensics and true crime...like The First 48!!!

Books:

Lots and i am open to suggestions. Message me right now with a good book!

Heroes:

My Blog

Travel

i will be in Las Vegas from the night of the 21st 'til the morning of the 25th. Also there is a trip to San Diego tentatively planned for the end of February. i'll be heading down there with a photogr...
Posted by c[harlot]te on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:22:00 PST

Another x-mas option

Hey, i know some of you are still planning on giving me something for Christmas, especially family (i plan on sharing this idea with my immediate family who are not on here, but some of you are probab...
Posted by c[harlot]te on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:50:00 PST

i have a request for you

i decided to post this to learn more about you people. Most of you i know personally, but there are so many things i don't KNOW about you. Choose one or more of the following and email to me. Feed my ...
Posted by c[harlot]te on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 12:34:00 PST

2008 pinup calendar by Sarah Dee out now

Check it out! Maybe even get one for yourself! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Sarah Dee Photography Date: Nov 27, 2007 11:07 AM You don't wanna miss this year's calendar. ...
Posted by c[harlot]te on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:23:00 PST

Clothing / shoes / cars for sale.

Please repost or direct friends here or to my public album of things i am selling. The album is located here. i am willing to ship everything except the cars. Feel free to email me for more info/pics/...
Posted by c[harlot]te on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 06:12:00 PST

Christmas reminder.

As most of you know, i do not celebrate most holidays in any way, and i especially don't like being given gifts when i don't intend on giving them. Pleaaaaaaaaaase do not buy me anything. If you insis...
Posted by c[harlot]te on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:28:00 PST

How the internet encourages passive aggressive behavior

i've noticed a huge surge in passive aggressive behavior from people, especially when myspace came around... what is it about human nature that just makes us want to "anonymously" nitpick about the th...
Posted by c[harlot]te on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 05:15:00 PST

Snake rescue. Asking for help.

As a lot of you know, i end up taking in snakes that people either don't have time for, or are ignorant of how to take care of them. i currently have 7 snakes, four of which came into my house for fre...
Posted by c[harlot]te on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:38:00 PST

Anti Suicide Girls?

Then join. If not, then at least educate yourself
Posted by c[harlot]te on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:06:00 PST

Sellwood Bridge

Sellwood Bridge survey For those who don't know much about this bridge...here's a quote from a recent article: "The Sellwood Bridge scores a 2 out of a possible 100 points on a federal bridge sufficie...
Posted by c[harlot]te on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:50:00 PST