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Ravyn

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About Me

I like pigs. Miniature pigs... Miniature baby pigs.

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My Interests

Horror movies, tattoos, piggies, reading, singing, piano, German, opera

I'd like to meet:

Trey Parker, Crispin Glover, K.A.R.R. from Knight Rider

Music:

Dream Theater (thank you Lawrence!), Mediaeval Babes, Lustmord, Circus Maximus, After Forever, Dresden Dolls, Richard Cheese, Athena, Black Tape For A Blue Girl, Enya, Tystnaden, Journey, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Within Temptation, Mike Patton, Fantomas, Mr. Bungle, Junior Senior, Al Gromer Khan, Neurosis, Porcupine Tree, Threshold, Speaking To Stones, Amorphis, Atmosphere, Witches In Bikinis, Tribe Of Judah, Legally Blonde: The Musical, Spiritual, Virgin Black, Katatonia, Stephen Lynch, Epica, Elis, Leaves' Eyes

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, Blood Feast, Being John Malkovich, Pi, Batman, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Run Lola Run, Martin, Some Like It Hot, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, 28 Days Later, Labyrinth, Team America, Austin Powers in Goldmember, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Taxi Driver, Toy Story, From Hell, Scream, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Night Of The Living Dead, Tenebre, May, Forrest Gump, Big Fish, Pump Up The Volume, The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things, Anchorman, Ichi The Killer, Final Destination, Friday The 13th, Day Of The Dead, The Wraith, Piranha, Return Of The Living Dead, Before Sunset, The Pianist, Harry Potter, Casablanca, The Big Lebowski, Cannibal! The Musical, Airplane!, Top Secret!

Television:

Invader Zim, Lost, Venture Brothers, Scrubs, Action, Veronica Mars, House, Family Guy, American Dad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, South Park

Books:

Sons And Lovers by D.H. Lawrence, Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:

Gir, Elizabeth Bathory, my dad

My Blog

A Message From John Cleese to the citizens of the United States Of America

In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. ...
Posted by Ravyn on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:34:00 PST

Sue Me

If you're going to put the Joker in the new Batman movie, why not put in Harley Quinn? I know she's not from the original comic book. Blah Blah Blah. She is awesome though and the Joker deserves some ...
Posted by Ravyn on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 03:07:00 PST

Even My Dreams Are Easy To Read

Okay, so it's not as good as Jessica's toga dream, but it'll have to do: So, Royal has set up this huge pirate ship on the coast. It's actually ON the sand with ropes coming off various points that ar...
Posted by Ravyn on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:15:00 PST

My Schedule

6 AM: Wake up. Eat something breakfast-shaped. Swear.7 AM: Leave for work. Sing along to various songs. Swear at drivers.8 AM: Barely clock into work on time. Begin work. Swear.5 PM: Barely clock out ...
Posted by Ravyn on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:20:00 PST

You've got the touch! You've got the power!

A couple weeks ago I was watching the TV show "The Lot." Michael Bay was the 'guest judge' and I was interested to see if he could prove his worth in any manner whatsoever. I was oddly rooting for him...
Posted by Ravyn on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:01:00 PST

Have Fever, Seeking Cowbell

So, I've had a fever for about a week now. It tends to plateu at about 99.4 degrees. Sometimes it will go away for up to 12 hours. Right now it's 99.5. Normally, my temperature is somewhat dyslexic, a...
Posted by Ravyn on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:50:00 PST

Poop on you

I almost smacked a kid upside the head at work today... Kid: (Throws 3 DVDs down on the counter to purchase... and I mean THROWS) Me: How 'bout you don't throw the DVDs? Kid: How 'bout you take my mo...
Posted by Ravyn on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:49:00 PST

i'm sleepy...

I'm about to go to beddy-bye, but I wanted to let anybody who cares know that I have been cast in the Chorus of the show "Orestes" at the Classic Greek Theatre of Oregon. Go here: http://classicgreekt...
Posted by Ravyn on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:59:00 PST

6/6/6

I think it is cute how appropriate the movie I'm about to watch is, considering the date and all. Happy wedding day to Sarah and Damon! I wish I could have gone, but I wasn't invited... and if I was, ...
Posted by Ravyn on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:39:00 PST

Movie Marathon

I've decided to watch my entire movie collection in order on a continuous rotation. This is solely to amuse myself. I started on M's for no apparant reason. So every night, or whenever I think of it, ...
Posted by Ravyn on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:08:00 PST