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About Me

I'm probably the worst person in the world at describing myself. I'm horribly self-aware so you'd think it'd be easy, wouldn't it?
Conversation is probably my favorite thing. It doesn't even have to be about something with depth. I know a (very) small amount about a lot of things and I'm just as willing to talk about Krishna (no, I don't know anything) as I am to talk about who would win in a fight between Merlin and Superman (he's allergic to magic or something).
My ideal death would be to have a piano fall on me.
Also, I break horses (not really).

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I love honest people. Even the ones that are brutally so. Why pretend otherwise when what you really think is far more interesting than any lie? If you believe what you're saying, there is a conviction that just cannot be faked.
Anyone who can defend opinions rationally, even if they aren't opinions they hold. Oh, I love you Devil's advocates of the world! Perspective is so important.
People willing to disagree, even just for arguments sake. I'm going to learn so much more about a subject if you aren't holding the same opinion.

My Blog

A very special Happy Birthday

To the awe-inspiring Mr. T. Thank you for everything you've done for us over the years. From Clubber Lang to Wrestlemania to B.A. Barracus to 1-800 COLLECT salesman to Oregon State Lottery ticket pitc...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 15:13:00 GMT

Bob Dylan can eat a dick.

    I’ve always hated that piece of shit. I hope he drowns in a sea of iPods.
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:36:00 GMT

Hmmmm...

It's very possible that I had a dream about Lee Marvin last night. I'm not sure what to think about that.
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 16:08:00 GMT

Steven Seagal...

...fucking rocks. I used to think he was a giant douche and that his movies were used diapers. Man, I was wrong. He kicks ass and breaks peoples arms and shit. Rock on Seagal.p.s. Steven Seagal's blue...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 22:11:00 GMT

Nothing exciting.

Just sharing the only recent event of significance. On Saturday, I saw Richard Butler (you know, from the Psychedelic Furs) in concert. It was a pretty good show. Anyways, before I left the house...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 23:59:00 GMT

Worst movie ever?

My vote goes to Hannibal. That is far and away the suckiest shit fest that I've ever sat through.
Posted by on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 13:35:00 GMT

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

So, I went to the Ones show last night. Good concert. Before I even left my house I got completely trashed on Gin. I was belligerent. While riding in Nick's car I was sticking my head out the window a...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 13:58:00 GMT

Yay!

I just got my first myspace death threat! Apparently, I actually am emo as well.
Posted by on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 22:00:00 GMT

Seriously...

If one more of you fuckers tries to run me over at a crosswalk I will fucking kill you.
Posted by on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 02:20:00 GMT

Ahhhh...

My roommate is moving out. She's going to pay the rest of her half of the lease. Life is good. You should all be jealous. Who wants to freeload?
Posted by on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 19:14:00 GMT