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Spastic Baby

after my dreaded beheading i tied that sucker back on with a string... and i guess i'm pretty differ

About Me

"All photographs are accurate. None of them is the truth." -Richard Avedon
I'm a Freelance Photographer, Model and Graphic Designer. I spent three years in Australia getting my first degree and now I'm back in Portland shooting for an awesome studio and being near my momma while she's sick. Anything else about me is not too hard to figure out if you know me. Excepting that I'm a bit insane, but thats a prerequisite for being an artist.
come see my photos via the banner below but for those with short attention spans here is a preview:
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"Life is meaningless if your not obsessed..." -Pecker
"I always prefer to work in the studio. It isolates people from their environment. They become in a sense... symbolic of themselves. I often feel that people come to me to be photographed as they would go to a doctor or a fortune teller - to find out how they are.” -Richard Avedon
"I think all art is about control - the encounter between control and the uncontrollable.” - Richard Avedon

My Interests


Photography...
Writing...
Drumming...
Drawing...
Painting...
Music...
Web Design...
Band Promoting...
Sewing...
Comic Books...
Forensics...
Baking Sweet Things...
Science...
Root Beer Floats...
Cutting Up Magazines...
Tea...
Leather Jackets...
Passionate Sex...
Daffodils...
Corn Dogs...
Constellations...
Couches Outside...
Fast Food...
Cigarette Smoke...
Loud Gigs...
Spring Rolls...
Classic Cars...
Snow...
Road Trips...
Laugh Lines...

I'd like to meet:



Myself in the Future

Richard Avedon R.I.P
Bill Henson
Jim Goldberg
Einstein
Other Photographers
Boys with Rockin Pomps
People with Weird Names
Girls who want to model for me
People with beautiful eyes

To put my banner on your page click in the text area below, select all, then copy and paste the code onto your page, remember to remove the ***'s or it wont work.

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SUPPORT THE FORK!

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Music:

name something and i'll tell you if i like it or not...
but here's a hint:
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Movies:

i love movies...
here's a couple hints:

one of the best...

Hitchcock, what else can i say...

A Classic...

Television:

CSI...
Mythbusters...
How its Made...
Simpsons...
Futerama...
Family Guy...
Friends...
Sex and the City...
Weird Science...
Duckman...
Beavis and Butthead...
Without a Trace...
The Munsters...
Young Ones...
Black Books...
Mystery Science Theater...
Rugrats...
Loony Toons...
i'm a sucker for cartoons...

Books:

Francesca Lia Block
she is amazing...

Calvin & Hobbes
hee hee hee...

Making the Run

1984

and many more...

Heroes:

My momma

oh and this is mathematically awesome !!

My Blog

Self...

I found an outlet...Tempt me without your glaring smile...follow through on your word and pull me to you...we have not yet found the home in which we should place our minds...bumping endlessly into th...
Posted by Spastic Baby on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:42:00 PST

Annabel Lee

I'm feeling creative...with no outlet...i need to finish my studio...grrrOne of my favorite poems...Edgar Allan Poe. 18091849Annabel Lee IT was many and many a year ago, In a kingdom by the sea...
Posted by Spastic Baby on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:55:00 PST

Halloween Housewarming Photos!

http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/bobbysocksphoto/Hallow een%20Housewarming/copy and paste to see my album of photos, i'm too lazy to add all 100 of them into my myspace images
Posted by Spastic Baby on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 08:11:00 PST

I think this is all kitties everywhere!

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Posted by Spastic Baby on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:14:00 PST

Bedrock is open for Business! Housewarming!!!

Come To our haunted housewarming party!! Its the saturday after halloween, Nov 3rd at 6pm, and boy howdy is there ever a theme... Flinstones Meet The Jetsons! this theme is encouraged but not...
Posted by Spastic Baby on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 06:58:00 PST

maya angelou poem

Breanna sent this to me and its wonderfull so i thought i'd post it. though i think most guys should replace woman with man cause i think a lot of these suggestions are universal for everyones well be...
Posted by Spastic Baby on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:46:00 PST

I am a homeowner!!

yay! i signed at the title company this morning and get the keys tomorrow!it is the most amazing house! i will post pics soon...but the real question is:soooo anyone wanna help me move this weekend? i...
Posted by Spastic Baby on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:29:00 PST

I command you to bring me popsicles!!!

so yay for tonsilectomy surgery on the 25th! this year has been a hellwind of medical problems... hopefully this surgery will be the last of it... it seems like everybody is having surgery or some hea...
Posted by Spastic Baby on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:03:00 PST

so quiet and so lost...(real life friends only)

so i'm home alone for one of the first times since i got back from hot-rod-a-rama and all that shit happened... and it figures that i cant sleep...i just keep thinking about everything that happened a...
Posted by Spastic Baby on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 01:45:00 PST

i must be bored

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Posted by Spastic Baby on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:00:00 PST