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About Me

I'm 87 years old and 497 pounds, I have a big head and big mop bucket. I'm a model who's seven feet tall, I live in the forest, and fought in the gulf war when I was 192 years old.

I'll knock you out in two minutes. I've got a big head - two inches long. I can read, I invented EZ Pass, and I'm the Senator of New York. I clean up everyone's act 20 hours a day, 11 days a week. I'm one tough cookie; I have ten armies and I'm only 12 years old.

Who me? I'm a 38-year-old porn star.

Soil my crib and I'll kick your ass for a week, brother. I do drugs every day, brotha. I'm a gangsta, bluh.

Who me? I'm Pro Janitor.

Drive bye

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Boom Boom Buggings

Carnegie Widgetson Esq.

Cheddar Box

Chester A. Shneadley Jr. IV

Cornhole

Don Rickles

Dwayne-Bob Clydesdale

Elmer Benifer

Guy Selby

Jasper St. Clair III

Jimmy-James Houlton

Jonathan McWoofers

Mr. Peabody

Mrs. Studebaker

Ms. Wedgewood

Omar McJonkers

Omar Oakley

Omari Jorgen-Laquishastein

Oscar Fullfoot

Rupert L. Cornelius

Ryman Zurger

Samuel Bojankers

Stephen Bloggs

Stuart Oliver

Thomsen McNiders

Waffer Cakes

Television:

Heroes:

My Blog

2D

LOL my page is two-dimensional.
Posted by Pro Janitor on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:11:00 PST

Life

I'm born to go to school to go to college to work and go home and spend money and live to buy to only go back to work and never save money until I retire to become dependent and finally die.
Posted by Pro Janitor on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 01:53:00 PST

Goals

I went to a free lunch (with a fish-hook of course) and it was about going to this man's financial-planning session. As soon as he said "...retirement isn't a set date..." I totally activated select...
Posted by Pro Janitor on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:29:00 PST

Stress

I was just informed today that too much stress on the brain can lead to a "motha-fucka suicide thang".
Posted by Pro Janitor on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:51:00 PST

Driving

When you're on the road, be very weary of cars with fender benders. No, there's no personal story to this.
Posted by Pro Janitor on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:45:00 PST

Competition

Life seems to deal heavily with competition.Here are some timeless battles. These are not between some stupid mortals (in a hundred years, who the fuck will care?). Out with the old; in with the new.R...
Posted by Pro Janitor on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:50:00 PST

Technology

Laziness and fear are among the factors that make new technology.
Posted by Pro Janitor on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:38:00 PST

Work

I've noticed that people mainly use this site during working hours. What is this trend?
Posted by Pro Janitor on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:40:00 PST

Hey, you! Be on MY Team!

I guess it's all about power these days. Everyone's either totally "right-wing" or the opposite of right (probably construed as wrong-wingers?). No one I've ever met is a middle-winger (yeah, I know t...
Posted by Pro Janitor on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:19:00 PST

Light Bulb Jokes

How many male chauvinist pigs does it take tochange a light bulb? None, make her cook in thedark.How many salesmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (pause) I get it! This is one of those light bu...
Posted by Pro Janitor on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:46:00 PST