I was famous for a day. It was the year 1999, everyone was worried about the crash of computers and the stock market, but I was worried about what I would wear to the Oscars and if Conon O'brian was gong to call back my publicist. I went with the pea green Versace Dress, you know the kind Paris Hilton wears. I was partying with P.Diddy (IE Sean P. Diddy Combs ..: 212-381-2001), drinking Crystall, and having a gay ol time. Until I got punk'd by Ashton Kutcher and had to call it all quits. I think I signed three autographs that night, only because that's all who asked. They didn't even notice I signed "XOXO, Melissa Joan Heart". I always did love Sabrina. But now I'm nothing but an old has-been who requires a fake mustache due to the people still watching me.... trust me, they do... all fucking three of them.
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