LAS REGLAS LATINAS (THE LATIN RULES) |
Someone recently reminded me of this piece I wrote for Girlcomic.net (anyone remember that?) back in 2001. I totally forgot I had written it. I also googled it found it copied onto other peoples websi...
Posted by carmen mofongo on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 09:15:00 PST |
IGLESIA DE POLLO |
I know this one's a little long. But I felt like I owed you guys a Xmas story NYC-style. Happy Holidaze!IGLESIA CON POLLOThe very first time I was sure I was going to hell, I was five years old and si...
Posted by carmen mofongo on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:04:00 PST |
PANIC! AT THE DINNER TABLE! |
Some women can reduce men to quivering heaps of ectoplasm with just one glance. Others have driven them to raging acts of self-destruction. Still others, it is said, have even been able to turn a stra...
Posted by carmen mofongo on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:03:00 PST |
Turkey vs. Furkey |
"Que dice señor pavo: gublé, gublé, gublé. Manaña es el dia de las gracias: gublé, gublé, gublé.""What does Mr. Turkey say: gobble, gobble, gobble.Tomorrow is Thanksgiving Day: gobble, gobble gobble."...
Posted by carmen mofongo on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:50:00 PST |
I Was A Black Sabbath Baby |
So how was your Halloween, kids? I heard through the grapevine that there was nearly a stampede at the beginning of the Village parade. And that Bad-Ass Burlesque was so BadAss that..well..I reveal no...
Posted by carmen mofongo on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:40:00 PST |
DAYLIGHT BLUES |
Aw man, summer's almost over. No more two hours of purple indigo cocktail twilight. Iced coffee days are numbered. And I'm getting flashbacks--no, not from the dubious qualities of chemicals I've cons...
Posted by carmen mofongo on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 12:55:00 PST |
F**K H**PSTERS |
HIPSTER (hip'stur)A person, esp. during the 1950s, characterized by a particularly strong sense of alienation from most established social activities and relationships. (from Infoplease online diction...
Posted by carmen mofongo on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:33:00 PST |
Summer NYC |
"Calling out around the world, are you ready for a brand new beat? Summers here and the time is right for dancing in the street.""Everywhere I hear the sound of marching, charging feet, boy. Cause sum...
Posted by carmen mofongo on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 05:52:00 PST |
Invisible Woman |
I recently had a birthday. Not one of the "big 0" ones, but one that was almost worse. The kind of birthday Rimbaud, Marilyn Monroe and Elvis never lived to see. The kind of birthday that makes you dr...
Posted by carmen mofongo on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 05:48:00 PST |
