When I die- people are going to go to my funeral, and poke my body w/ sticks just to make sure I am really dead, and no longer a threat to humanity- BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!- I was born in Colombia- South America *land of coffee and cocaine* brought up in Jackson Heights, Queens, New York, and relocated to San Diego California on July of 2007- I have traveled a lot in my short little life- I have seen and experienced things that people twice my age have never seen- I am a very intense person- I can be your best friend or your worse nightmare- I love everything- I'm a real "Jill" of all trades- I love to listen to music, (from Janis Joplin to fucked up Norwegian Black Metal) play my guitar, read books on the Occult, Serial Killers, and anything gruesome- I used to be in the filth core band Vulgaras, and an all girl Slayer cover band Slaywhore, I am working on some solo projects as well as my 1st book about my experiences as a Rockstar, and other seedy details of my life
The Evil Lucy Show
On September 11, 2008, I started my own online show appropriately entitled: "The Evil Lucy Show", which will feature yours truly with old video footage of my performances *guitar and fire eating*, and other things you won't want to miss, here's the first episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsMUS4AdS3o
1st episode of "The Evil Lucy Show"- This episode is my fire eating debut a couple of years ago- WARNING! I am a trained professional, I have been doing this for years- DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, don't even go to a neighbor's house!-Safety precautions were taken...well not really, I still managed to set my arm on fire, watch the video and see what I'm talking about
I have this huge fetish and knowledge of Serial Killers- My favorite Serial Killers are: Countess Elizabeth Bathory, Aileen Wuornos, Richard "Night Stalker" Ramirez, and so many others---My other fetishes include: Strippers, loud music, metal, occult arts, Satanism, and things that are WRONG in the World, and hardcore violence- I DON'T ADVOCATE VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN OR PEOPLE WHO DON'T DESERVE IT- I just advocate violence in a way like- If someone hurt you or someone you love- you get JUSTICE and not the United State's version of Justice which is a light slap on the wrist- I am talking good ol' fashioned I am going to skull fuck you for hurting me or my loved ones- Beware of me, as I said- I can be your friend or your enemy-and believe me- you want me as an Allie----TRUST ME!!!
I'm also a huge Glasgow Celtic fan- I love the Glasgow Celtic! Love to watch 'em, and watch them play REAL FOOTBALL, and love to sing their songs.......COME ON HOOPS!!!!!
I am a fire eater (anyone need a fire eater?), amateur sword/dagger swallower, web-designer, former stunt woman, cartoonist, artist, B Movie Actress, Serial Killer afficionado, Dominatrix, stand up comediene, aspiring Burlesque performer, Sex Worker Advocate, Texas Hold 'Em Poker player, a Philosopher of sorts and a very dedicated Satanist
So to paraphrase- I'm a Satanic, sword swallowing, fire eating, geetar playing, joke telling, girl kissing, poker playing, Glasgow Celtic (Soccer) fan- Are you ready for the Evil One?
