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Uncle Jimmy's Dirty Basement

About Me

Seeing is believing. AND Believing is the dark feather-lined portal of rubber gloves leading to the slimy tantric bliss only Uncle Jimmy can LAY upon YOU. Don't you want to touch it? Don't you want to feel it? Don't wait for that dusty letter in your gramma's closeted shoebox to tell you "It's okay. I did it too!" Down load, seek, lap up the virus! COME TO THE SHOWS!

WE LOVE OUR FANS! Together we've taken the joyride through the American Psychic Underbelly (APU), we've traded blows, whacking each other on the head with an oversized phallus, we've done everything (EVERYTHING) in between. We regularly stain the party pit of New York's East Village, but look out, 'cause we've got a bucket full ready to tip your way. Keep your ears peeled! Save the rind. Uncle Jimmy's gonna grind. He's gonna wind up. He's gonna put it your ear, mess your mind up!

In the Basement it's quite likely that you will be dazzled by one or more of the following:

  • The Time Splitomaton (guitar) of Marvelous Marty Martinson
  • Spivey Jack David's Stone Bone Stick (bass)
  • The incessant tappings (drums) of Your Own Personal Back Door Dracula TM , The Count
  • T-Bird "Turbo" Burnett's lush-arobo keybates (pronounced Kee-bot-ays) (synth)
  • The silky saxophone of The Wee Scotsman (it really is a saxaphone)
    • And of course the childishly whimsical, man-whore vocal thrusting of your HOST, Uncle Jiiiiiiimmmmmmyyyyyyy!

    My Interests

    Music:

    Member Since: 01/07/2006
    Band Website: www.dirtybasement.com
    Band Members: Uncle Jimmy
    Mr. Tom (turbo)
    Spivey Jack David
    The Wee Scotsman
    Marvelous Marty Martinson
    The Count
    Chuck Bob
    Piranha Man
    The Red Aunts
    The Tabulator
    Influences: Heaven, Pubes, Meat, Pole Monkey, Indentured Denture, Hell, Coach Watkins, Pus Filled Bulbs, Slit Melon, Cat's Meow, Ed O'Shaunessy, Mom
    Sounds Like: something Deep in my Mind
    Type of Label: Major

    My Blog

    All Systems Go for Kids Show Revival!

    That's right! After signing a non-disclosure agreement with those f-sticks at that dumbass megacorporation we have gotten back full rights to our library of Kids TV and Music media. We are not allowed...
    Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 19:50:00 GMT

    Sweaters!!!

    We're really excited to announce the start of our new clothing line! We have come into a very large supply of yarn recently and, after untangling it, decided it was a sign! We currently have two sweat...
    Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 19:26:00 GMT

    Apologies all around

    Okay. Yes. We f'd up. We thought it would be really cool to do a "surprise" show in the City. And apparently a whole bunch of ya'll showed up. But due to a communication screw up the personnel at the ...
    Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:17:00 GMT

    Dirty Diary: Feeling Lazy

    Dear Dirty Diary, I pretty much have laid on the couch for the past two weeks since our run of shows ended at Mo's. Just an occasional run through the list of chores aunt Janie left, and then back to ...
    Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 06:55:00 GMT

    Covering Asses

    Ok About the Mon Dec 4 blog (The Rise and Fall of our Children's Television Career). We've gotten several questions concerning that. First of all, we didn't post it (see previous entry), and we are le...
    Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:09:00 GMT

    Blog Infiltration Warning

    You may have noticed some wierd shit going on with the blog in the last week. Sorry for any confusion but something or perhaps someone has been tapping into our system. First of all, a couple of our p...
    Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:47:00 GMT

    The Rise and Fall of our Children's Television Career

    So we've gotten a lot of questions about our Kid's TV career. We talk about it on stage, but just to go over the basics, we released some albums a few years back that didn't hit all that hard in the S...
    Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:57:00 GMT

    Psychic Experiments to Resume

    Just wanted to give everybody a heads up. We're going to resume our psychic experiments due to the recent sale of Pirahna man's left nut on E-bay. We were able to bring in enough money to buy new not...
    Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 21:40:00 GMT

    Dear Dirty Diary: Fight Club Follow Up

    Dear DD, shit! turns out one of the things that got broken in the fiasco was Mom's shot glass from Disney World. She was asking me for it today. I told her I hadn't seen it, but I'm sure it's just a m...
    Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:30:00 GMT

    Dirty Diary: Fight Club Fiasco

    Dear DD, the fight club meetings are really paying off. Last night is sure to be classic. The Count and T-bird kicked off the night, but it turned out they had plotted together to break as much shit a...
    Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 18:21:00 GMT