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Jimmy Doomâ„¢

Every time my personal trainer tells me to "Get the lead out", I go to the projects and scrape paint

About Me

I was born in New York City, raised in Detroit, never grew up, went to an all boys Catholic High School-That's nice Ma, I just went through friggin' puberty and now yer gonna cloister my ass with a bunch of swingin' dick dorks dreamin' of accounting careers. I was Dreamin' of being the next Joe Strummer. I'm the guy with the mic in the Almighty Lumberjacks of Death, I have an uproarious spoken word CD called Doucheland Uber Alles for sale, so contact me and buy one before I kidnap your pets and force them to be really fucking cute on youtube. I play pretend in movies and videos. I'm not gonna call myself the "A" word unless the last syllable rhymes with mole. I know way too many people who are good actors to have that conceit. But I have been in a few projects; "Whatever Happens is Good", "Grummy"(which never saw the light of a projector), "The Horsemen"(The trailer is on my page) "Throbbing Justice" The video for The Unknown Soldier's "The Streets", "ScavAnger Hunt" and the upcoming "The Amino Show".

My Interests

Beers of the World, Beers indigenous to North America, Beers brewed in Michigan, Beers brewed by my friends, beers in my fridge. Why do they call that thing between me and the TV a coffee table? I also like Jeopardy!, gambling on anything except boxing, and playing disc golf as well as two obscure target games : One is "Horseballs"- Two golf balls glued to a rope that you attempt to hang on a 3 tiered PVC pipe. The other is "Washers"-You attempt to throw washers in a coffee can nailed to a box. 1point in the box, 3 points if ya put it in the can (insert yer own joke here). Washers is like the only legal Stagehand National Pastime. I'm sure construction workers play it too, but no one ever got a blow job to get a girl backstage at a partially finished Retirement Villa.

I'd like to meet:

Charles Bukowski, Joe Strummer, Hemingway , Jayne Mansfield, Hunter S. Thompson, but they're all dead so I'll go with Garry Trudeau, Mike Eruzione, Jim Craig,(anyone from the 80 US Hockey Team) Tom Robbins, JD Salinger, Denis Johnson, Chuck Palahniuk,Jill Wagner,that optometrist in that Restasis commercial and pretty women who can speak in complete sentences.

Music:

The Clash, old Oi!, Face to Face, Fear, Angry Samoans, Murphy's Law, Social Distortion, Grommet,Bullcock are the top of the list, but I'll listen to just about any band with guitars not named Good Charlotte.

Movies:

Gardens of Stone, Bull Durham, Slapshot, Caddyshack, The original Star Wars trilogy and scrambled porn.

Television:

Anybody can make a banal list of TV shows,Ok, I'll give ya two:The Family Guy and Dexter.But before I die, just once, when Pat Sajak asks a contestant what she does in her spare time, I want her to reply "Well Pat, I really love to give head."

Books:

Missing Links by Rick Reilly, The Rum Diary(Hunter S.Thompson),Flashing Before My Eyes(Dick Schaap),A Good Walk Spoiled (John Feinstein), Friday Night Lights(H.G.Bissinger), Geek Love (Katherine Dunn), Skinny Legs and All and Still Life With Woodpecker (Tom Robbins)any biographies of old bands or Hollywood rogues like Mitchum, Robert Evans, Belushi, etc.And any and all Doonesbury Anthologies, or Bukowski.

Heroes:

Andrew Vachhs, Pat Tillman, Lt. Col. Fred Cherry and POW/Mia's everywhere. Sports figures, writers and musicians aren't heroes (Except maybe the guy from Great White who tried to save a couple people at that club in Rhode Island).

My Blog

Im NOT a friend of Bill W.

This is one of those social commentaries that is going to offend some people, including, possibly, those that I admire for facing their addictions and dependencies head on.Here goes:I understand that ...
Posted by Jimmy Doom" on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 10:58:00 PST

Summer, Lets Make It a Yearly Ritual Unless Gladys Runs Out Of 3 Bean Salad

My lazy ass said in my last blog I'd post a new blog about going to the Pine River. That was so long ago, Marek "the Half Moon" Chudy is now better than me at horseballs-Google it-, a kid named Michae...
Posted by Jimmy Doom" on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 03:43:00 PST

Glory, Whole and Lacking

Priorities are those intangible things ya try to make tangible, and then you wind up being your great grandma rearranging the Hummels (tm) while the house burns down. I've got a ton of shit staring me...
Posted by Jimmy Doom" on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:27:00 PST

In other news, Burn center benefits from careless smoking

What is this? CLOSE del.icio.usdiggNewsvineredditYahoo!Facebook .. type="text/javascript" src="http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/statesman/js/social_bookmarks _rd...
Posted by Jimmy Doom" on Tue, 20 May 2008 01:22:00 PST

Hockey Is Still Great, Microphones Should Be Outlawed

Eddie Olcyk and Mike Emrick from NBC/Versus/Gary Bettmann's Ongoing EtherFest are about as qualified to call a playoff hockey game as I am to be a showgirl at the Mirage. Hockey is an amazing sport; l...
Posted by Jimmy Doom" on Sun, 18 May 2008 12:16:00 PST

The Boss of Illiterate Coal Miners

Senator Jay Rockefeller of West Virginia (Great-grandson of John D., an oil tycoon and one of the wealthiest men ever) pulled the silver spoon out of his mouth long enough to treat us to this little t...
Posted by Jimmy Doom" on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 12:54:00 PST

Doing What Im Told

A friend of mine asked me to post a blog with 15 weird, random facts, habits and goals. The I have to tag 10 people who will do the same thing. It's not a chain letter, you're not going to hell or mee...
Posted by Jimmy Doom" on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 09:52:00 PST

Hatebreeder Wooahhhoow

Yeah, I know, I probably could have found a Clash quote. Anyway, buckle up. This one might go on a Gary Busey-trying to fuck-a-gyroscope-ramble.One of our popular little search engines reveals that tw...
Posted by Jimmy Doom" on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:35:00 PST

Say Goodnight, Trebek Action Figure

I'd like to thank every pipefitter, Noir leather employee, and retired greenskeeper who has ever come in to Gusoline Alley for a quiet beer and sucksoothing shot of Jameson's and wound up listening to...
Posted by Jimmy Doom" on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:14:00 PST

Shameless Self Promotion

I'm semi-orgasmic that so many of you bipeds (sorry Connie) subscribe to my blogs.I'm not Asimovian prolific, but I hope I'm occasionally entertaining.I could bulletin the following information, and I...
Posted by Jimmy Doom" on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 08:44:00 PST