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RB Motherfucking Suave

The president is choking on my gas bladder!! What an honor!!

About Me

From Detroit & moved to Jersey (don't ask me why unless you've been to Detroit (in that case you shouldn't have to ask)). I'm pretty obnoxious and sarcastic. It's also been pointed out to me that I'm cocky, arrogant, stubborn and self-centered (how's that for honesty in a bio?). Ladies, there is no waiting! I'm also the bass player for the band Bullcock. Check out our page www.myspace.com/bullcock. There's music there...
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You're a Klingon! Strong and self-confident, you
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If i was a serial killer i would be Edmund Kemper .

Anyone ever tell you its dangerous to hitch hike? Well, anyone who did was probably referring to Edmund Kemper.
Edmund made a hobby out of picking up young UCSC students, strangling or stabbing them to death then taking them home to his mother's apartment where he would have his way with the bodies. After dissecting the bodies, he would take the head and hands and dispose of the remains.
After murdering more then 6 hitch hikers, Edmund finished off his killing spree by decapitating his mother, murdering her best friend then later committing necrophilia with both of the bodies. Edmund confessed to all the killings days later.
Kill count: 8-9
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What type of hockey player are you?
Enforcer
You just don't care, you will punish your opponent untill they can not move. You have no problem throwing down the gloves. You will push a guy through the glass, you will shove him into the ice. Your only mission is to inflict as much pain on your enemy as possible.

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God
Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now, knock it off!.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
What weird misc. thing are you?
Dancing Bacon
I love you and you make me hungry. Get in my skillet, M'kay?

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You are the Devil card. The Devil is based on the
figure Pan, Lord of the Dance. The earthy
physicality of the devil breeds lust. The
devil's call to return to primal instincts
often creates conflict in a society in which
many of these instincts must be kept under
control. Challenges posed by our physical
bodies can be overcome by strength in the
mental, emotional, and spiritual realms. Pan is
also a symbol of enjoyment and rules our
material creativity. The devil knows physical
pleasure and how to manipulate the physical
world. Material creativity finds its output in
such things as dance, pottery, gardening, and
sex. The self-actualized person is able to
accept the sensuality and usefulness of the
devil's gifts while remaining in control of any
darker urges. Image from The Stone Tarot deck.
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My Interests

Music, Linguistics, Sign Language & Deafness, good beer, 420, seeing live bands, Mexican food, Red Wings hockey, stand-up comedy, offending the overly religious, anything else interesting & weird

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.. You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


100%

atheism


92%

agnosticism


79%

Paganism


71%

Buddhism


54%

Islam


46%

Judaism


25%

Hinduism


8%

Christianity


4%
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I'd like to meet:

I used to say "a beautiful woman who's not a psycho and a drummer who's not a flake," but now that I've found both of those things, I never hafta meet another motherfucker as long as I live...
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Music:

OK, I could be at this all freakin day, but here's a list of bands I like in no particular order (except the ones at the beginning are obviously a little more favoriter): Motorhead, Grateful Dead, P-Funk, Slayer, Black Crowes, AC/DC, Ramones, Nashville Pussy, The Clash, Butthole Surfers, Steve Earle, Allman Brothers, Dicked, Dead Kennedys, LL Cool J, Supersuckers, Kyuss, Artimus Pyledriver, Temptations, James Brown, Lenny Kravitz, Pre-rehab Aerosmith, Kreator, Repulsion, Stevie Wonder, J. Geils Band (before Peter Wolf shaved), Rob Zombie, Neil Young, Bongwater, Marilyn Manson, Digital Underground, Melvins, Black Flag, Bad Brains, Downtown Brown, ZZ Top, Hellacopters, Iggy & the Stooges, MC5, Ween, Monster Magnet, Seger, Kiss, Meters, Neil Diamond, NWA, Stray Cats, Devo, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Beastie Boys, Tenacious D, Zeke, Turbonegro, Widespread Panic, Run DMC

Movies:

Matrix, Fletch, Super Troopers, Invasion of the Bodysnatchers, Evil Dead (all of em), Braveheart, Shawshank Redemption, Orgazmo, Star Trek: First Contact, Usual Suspects, Spinal Tap, Fear of a Black Hat, Friday, Caddyshack, SLC Punk, Lord of the Rings (all of em), Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco, Empire Strikes Back, anything Monty Python, The Commitments, Blues Brothers, Logan's Run, Fantastic Planet, Being John Malkovich, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Sleepers, A Bronx Tale, The Big Lebowski, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

Television:

Star Trek: Next Generation, Voyager, Enterprise (yes, I know I'm a dork), Simpsons, South Park, Red Wings hockey, Lions football (frustrating as it may be), Monty Python's Flying Circus, Family Guy, Nip/Tuck

Books:

BOOKS: White Line Fever-Lemmy, The Dirt-Motley Crue, Brave New World-Huxley, Strange New Worlds, anything by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle MAGAZINES: Weird NJ Rules!!

Heroes:

They're all dead

My Blog

More dead friends...

OK, so an old friend of mine, Lisa Morely, died last night from liver and kidney failure. I've known Lisa since elementary school. She was due to be married this summer.My best memory of Lisa was when...
Posted by RB Motherfucking Suave on Sat, 12 May 2007 05:34:00 PST

It's not hard...

OK, so people that think becoming an aunt or uncle is a big deal drive me nuts. You didn't have the kid, you don't hafta take care of it, you're not doing anything, so STOP MAKING SUCH A BIG FUCKING D...
Posted by RB Motherfucking Suave on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 11:39:00 PST

That's what friends are for...

So, Chopper and I went to Philadelphia last night to see Artimus Pyledriver. They rocked like fuck, as usual. So, I woke up this morning to Chop's wife Shannon shaking me, askin me what the hell I was...
Posted by RB Motherfucking Suave on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:38:00 PST

Uncle Bob...

OK folks, I'm back. This last week was rough. Had to bury Uncle Bob. Here's the story: My best friend in kindergarten was one Rob Keely. He and his dad took me to their Annual Famly Reunion Campout fo...
Posted by RB Motherfucking Suave on Mon, 15 May 2006 12:32:00 PST

Uncle Bob

Hey folks. I'm gonna be out of town for a little while and possibly away from a computer. My Uncle Bob, one of my absolute favorite people to ever walk this planet, and whose influence on my twisted s...
Posted by RB Motherfucking Suave on Sun, 07 May 2006 09:22:00 PST

Hockey Game Recap with Photos

OK, as promised, here are some pics from the Hockey Game weekend. Final score: Adults - 2, Whippersnappers - 1 Here's Nolan takin a stick to the nuts:This is me ummm....defending the zone.... yeah th...
Posted by RB Motherfucking Suave on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:09:00 PST

So I may have to put my son in the hospital...

Not in a "because he's sick" kinda way, more like a "he's a cocky little fucker and is gonna hafta get beaten down" kinda way. Before y'all start thinkin I'm a childbeating asshole, lemme tell you the...
Posted by RB Motherfucking Suave on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 02:30:00 PST

So it begins...

So, as I mentioned, my friends never go one by one. My good friend from high school, Steve Black's wife, Sabrina died yesterday from the cancer she's been fighting for a few years now. Sabrina was a c...
Posted by RB Motherfucking Suave on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:19:00 PST

More Dead Friends

I suppose it has been a while. I'm just afraid to have this shit start up again. My friends never go one at a time. Anyway, a good friend of mine for 16 years or so, Mike "Boom Boom" Wilson, died last...
Posted by RB Motherfucking Suave on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 09:35:00 PST

Tag, you're it!!

Okay, here are the rules, once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself.  Then you need to pick 6 other people to tag and list their names. You need t...
Posted by RB Motherfucking Suave on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:12:00 PST