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xoxotoe

Be water, my friend.

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Books:

the Bible

Heroes:

jesus, jackie chan & bruce lee

My Blog

yes, but do your hair be bumpin? a srvy.

paula is too funny.i'm stealing her srvy becauseher hair be bumpin.xo1] Have you ever showered naked with anyone?yes. it's always awkwardand weirdly different every time.2] Do you still talk to the pe...
Posted by xoxotoe on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 10:07:00 PST

myspace blows but not in that good way.

god. i've been trying to post a blogfor two days now and keep getting shit.fuck tom.fuck myspace.myspace is an tranny infested sperm covered asshole.(i thank denise richards for new adjectives.)man it...
Posted by xoxotoe on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:44:00 PST

my blog hit 19,000 views today.

i mean not all today ;)it only took 3 years, but here we are.so to thank you i offer thisbecause i'm mad about you.belinda carlisle, the greatest sugarpop girl singer ever. xoxo...
Posted by xoxotoe on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:49:00 PST

this is what blogs are for: offensive shit that makes you laugh.

groovy news item of the day:VALENTINE, Nebraska - People in a Nebraska town wish their busiest vandal would find another way to make his mark.Beginning more than a year ago, some man has been skipping...
Posted by xoxotoe on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 11:06:00 PST

i’m having a janet jackson moment.

this is so unlike me.god help us all.i remember when this video came out--i was not only shocked at her outright horniness,but it shocked me that i loved the imagery so much! the song by itself, meh. ...
Posted by xoxotoe on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:57:00 PST

1 Corinthians 2:9

had a conversation the other day aboutthis very subject. natural man can't receivethe supernatural things of god. he just can'tbelieve them because they make no naturalsense to him. i've not had too m...
Posted by xoxotoe on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:49:00 PST

’nother ninja srvy fo’ yo’ ass.

Would you be mad if your best friend went out with your ex?no, i would be surprised, butnot mad.Have you ever wanted to set the whole world on fire?i kinda did once, in lake orion.Is beer really God's...
Posted by xoxotoe on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:07:00 PST

i’m glad ninjas do srvys.

borrowed from my ninja fren,thanks, knoxinator xoxoWhere is the perso n who has your heart at the momen t? off to the hallowed halls of gmAre you waiti ng for somet hing? i think it's weird how when...
Posted by xoxotoe on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 06:02:00 PST

my two current obsessions have nothing to do with pizza rolls or srvys.

remember when i was on that vanuatu string band kick? found a video for it, yes!i blast this song in the vaginator.dash even knows it now.i have no idea what they're saying. this is the best ...
Posted by xoxotoe on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 05:09:00 PST

olympic hair.

no one was prouder of china than i waswatching the opening ceremony. wasn'tit cool? if i would have been there, i woulda donethis, too (click pic):neeto mosquito. xo...
Posted by xoxotoe on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 05:15:00 PST