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Big Dog

Australopithecus Afarensis Nigra 9... You Heard?

About Me

I am the Big Dog, guitarist and founder of the legendary Almighty Lumberjacks of Death. My myspace site serves the purpose of staying in contact with friends, especially those that have moved to remote places or are now in situations that demand most of their time. I am not interested in checking out porn, becoming a fan of a new teen cult following or meeting my soul mate over the internet… I save my personal interactions with people for face to face encounters, there more interesting that way and less fake!

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My Interests

Music, lots of it! Science, particularly the biochemistry of our ecosystem, parasitology, physical anthropology, environmental concerns and animal behavior. Inventing apparatuses that make life a little easier. WOMEN! Mythology, ancient Greek, Minoan, Egyptian, Sumerian and more… Fiction writing, concentrating primarily on science fiction. Theater, even musicals sometimes… BEER! Can’t get enough of it… Great food, cooking and creating it of course... And death metal mathematics.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom discustingly drunk on cheep wine, 5 rabbits infested with brian microbes that controll their every thought, a bald man wearing a knit sweater, a jo jo ricterscale with 2 knobs that won't turn to the left, a one legged French/Canadian bounty hunter that makes no sence, 6 people who hate reality TV in the summer and choose to keep thier hands in thier pockets, a blind palm reader with punk rock sun glasses, a county clerk, 2 malfigured cot enthusiets that love to eat raw fish, a cow women, a featherless chicken that loves to shower in grape seed oil, 3 mute vocalists with horrible eating habbits, a piano tuner with a xylophone fetish, a plumber that uses his mouth, a tiny person that seems stupid, 4 kittens that are twins, a brick layer who loves to work at night with out lighting or morter, a loose burger, 17 stock brokers that don't understand the basic concepts of quantum mechanics and a realestate broker with out a last name...

Music:

This is not explainable by words alone... But by the gift of pure insanity that explains everything..

Television:

Star Trek Voyager and thats all!

Books:

the Merry Adventures of Robin Hood, the Seven Daughters of Eve, Treasure Island, the Origin of Species, the Drunkin Boat, the Complete Works of William Shakespear, Cronicals of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Sir Gawian and the Green Knight. WOW! too much to list, but I'll get to it!

Heroes:

Robin Hood, Long John Silver and all Knights of the "Old Code!"

My Blog

Death of an acrobat

Singer found dead in hotel room&That probably wouldn't be the case now a days since most singers can't afford a hotel room and either can their booking agent but that's probably a good thing& When one...
Posted by Big Dog on Sat, 10 May 2008 01:43:00 PST

More than a Lover

More than a LoverBeloved young womanKneel before me and I will pledge my eternal love to theeWith these five slugs we shall be bound forever And the stain you put on this marriage shall be liftedOne t...
Posted by Big Dog on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:12:00 PST

The Roasting of Fine Men

The Roasting of Fine MenIntroductionThe sound of steel slamming upon steel& A closedportal sealed off from another passage to an unknownworld that they will never see open again to escapefrom the susp...
Posted by Big Dog on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:35:00 PST

Severed

Impaled on the whitches pole, straight through the ass and illuminating a blaze And teething like a new born babe, on my own tounge to ease the pain Baking in the African sun, welcoming cold barr...
Posted by Big Dog on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:32:00 PST

Tasting humans

Tasting humans. We all do it and love it or hate it, not doing it but the taste of some. We smell other humans, not like the smell of an animal but like the sweet scent of love or the fowl stench of d...
Posted by Big Dog on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 03:14:00 PST

Like me

Preformed nature. Alabaster decoding ring, every story needs a ring because a ring is a continuous circle of events that bring us back to the beginning. We don..t prefer an ending that doesn..t repres...
Posted by Big Dog on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:20:00 PST

Testamony

Cringing at the thought of romantic bleedingHas the devil himself dealt the cards we are playing?Thirteen daughters of lust, cornucopia filled with the sweet sweatCashed in flesh to pay up the debtFel...
Posted by Big Dog on Mon, 22 May 2006 01:17:00 PST

Green Hate

Blades of BoneForget poverty and brutality that has led us astray from the civilized manner of social appreciation. From the lower estates we now belong. Filthy décor and hostile temperament rule our ...
Posted by Big Dog on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:30:00 PST