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Lisa SPAG

Cereal Killer!

About Me

Spag is Detroit Gutter Glamour! I'm not interested in catty cunts or misogynists. Everyone else, you rock.******************************************************* Really only a calendars few left. I might sell ya one for the right price at this point. Ask HerSin if your interested. She might have some more left as well.We currently filming SPAGteaze the movie. Here's the first trailer out. A bit long, we're reworking it with some of the other acts too. I can't wait for that release party, I gotta tell ya....I started up Spag detroit in '99, with Kelly, aka DJ Spag. Spag is a much duplicated barnite and burlesk bonanza that involves drinking, loud music, and great folksIf you want to be my friend write a little note in there. I get sick of looking a idiot profiles. Sorry idiots my computer isn't fast enough and my time is precious.This is where you'd do the booking for any Spag Burlesque shows. Where you can contact me if you want to buy some ads in the next calendar. Or if your interested in performing with us as a guest or on a permanent basis. Also we can also help you out with promtions, filming and editing.
If i was a serial killer i would be David Berkowitz .

Originally believed to be a paranoid schizophrenic, David Berkowitz (the Son of Sam), claimed to be plagued by demons that came in the form of dogs, when the dogs would howl, that was their signal for him to kill. He said that the dogs would call out to him for blood and death, and their cry's would only stop by killing and assaulting over 6 New York women.
In a later interview Berkowitz revealed that the demon story was a conscious fabrication that he had made up to force the police into believing he was insane if he was caught. He also confessed that he would become sexually aroused when stalking his victims and would sometimes come back to the crime scenes and masturbate while envisioning his prior killings.
kill count: 6..

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My Interests

I'd be very interested in a vacation... I have a fund...If you see it put some change in there! I love being creative, road trips Nice folks who actually want to DO something. Arts and Crafts. Burlesque Shows. Good bands. Cooking. I love going out. Having adventures are just grand. I really like to swear alot. I'm trying to get out into nature a bit for the sake of my kid. I just wish there wasn't so many damn bugs...

I'd like to meet:

Punk Parents with a youngen my sons age who'll have a beer or two. People I can brain storm with, creative motherfuckers, cool cats and bad kittys. People who will put ME on the guest list for a change of pace.Performers who will practice and want to be in some kick ass shows! If you're up for it, get off your can and send me a message. Lots of opportunities coming up...multi shows, movie and the 2009 Calendar....

Music:

Joy Divison is really my big favorite right now and for the past year or so,The Red Elvises, Dropkick Murphies, Skinny Puppy the ADICTS, Alice Cooper, New Order, Black Flag, Iggy, the Stones, Johnny Cash, the Meteors, Social Distortion, the Cramps, Joan Jett, Ramones, Misfits, the voluptious horror of Karen Black, Stiff Little Fingers, the UK Subs, Louie Prima, the Meatmen,Tom Waits, The STRANGLERS, New Order, Wendy O Williams, Motorhead, FEAR, the Rev.Horton Heat, MisFits, MINISTRY, Alberto Los Trios Paranois, Bad Brains, EM&M , Black Flag, Diana Ross, Dead Boys, Adam Ant, Devo, 8Ballgrifter, moldy oldies, anything from DJ Spag's bag of tricks. Lots more but I can never remember on comand.

Movies:

used to love movies, now I feel like i don't have the time for them. I do love the Drive in. And popcorn, but off the stove or movie kind- not microwave. Memoirs of a Geisha, The Shining. I really like Signs quite a bit. Donnie Darko. The boondock saints. The Others. When a Stranger calls..(Have you checked the children), 6string Sameri (Botched up the spelling there!), Porno is cool, The Order, (I've only seen one of them). Why does everyone have to be so good looking in movies nowdays? And why when it's half an hour to the end they start slipin' in some morals or sap!? Dawn of the Dead, A streetcar named desire, breakfast at tiffanys, Night of the living dead, Bubba Hotep, I thought Queen of the Damned was super pretty as well as Bram's Dracula. Love Blazing Saddles, and Young Frankenstein (no morals here!). The Evil Dead is spooky too. The Audition was good but I don't know what happened cuz I had no subtitles. Fucking scary! Boogie Nights is awsome. So many great lines in that movie! And Magnolia too...

Television:

cheesy half hour sitcoms late at night...with a beer and a scooby snack.

Books:

Reading is hard.Good Omens (so fucking funny!) the shinning is scarier with the book. the stand, carrie. Just read a book about Albert Fish...he is soo creapy. I love to read but don't like to buy books or go to the library cuz the one in Hamtramck smells like pee pee. Modern Drunkard Mag is just wonderful reading. What ever I can get my hands on really.

Heroes:

Superwoman

My Blog

Not really Pissed but..

I have a hard time not swearing in the car in front of my kid.  Why are (some , alot of) you driving so badly, I want to know.  Use your indicator!  Get off my ass!  Quit HOnking t...
Posted by Lisa SPAG on Thu, 01 May 2008 06:13:00 PST

Busy busy busy....check it out!

I remember when I used to relax on the weekends.  Watch a movie during the day.  Shot two bits for the movie yesterday.  Meeting tonight for next weeks Metal City show at the Token. Wo...
Posted by Lisa SPAG on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 09:54:00 PST

Need a video for your band?

Let me know and I can set you up.  For just a live video shot it with two cameras and basic edits, about $250.00 Or for a music video style one song bit...the price would range from $200 to $500 ...
Posted by Lisa SPAG on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:19:00 PST

SPAG Burlesk Saturday at the Northern Lights Lounge in detroit! Gutter Glamour Baby!

I can't wait for the show on saturday.   We did TCs Speakeasy Saturday in Ypsilanti and had a sold out show.  Amazing.  Our acts are super fun, sexy, talented and the girls are the...
Posted by Lisa SPAG on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:42:00 PST

Or a hot date on March 8th...Detroit style

Or come celebrate DJ SPAG's birthday, burlesque style.  (He likes tips or irobots or maybe a pocket pussy....) March 8th at the Northern Lights Lounge in Detroit.  Mapquest it. It's off the...
Posted by Lisa SPAG on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:02:00 PST

March1st

Marching along.... Come See Spag Burlesque in Ypsilanti March 1st with very special guests the WidowmakerS & Tickled Fancy Burlesque Always featuring GoGoGirls, Fancy Flicks and DJ Spag.... http:...
Posted by Lisa SPAG on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:48:00 PST

It’s coming it’s coming!

Sundays xxxmess SPAGtacular burlesk show!  Here are deTails... Doors at 8pm  $8 and 18+ We're going to have two AMAZING project sets one at 8:30 9:30 and 3 LIVE sets 10:30 11:30 and 12:30 ...
Posted by Lisa SPAG on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 08:09:00 PST

xxxmess DECEMBER 23rd at the sTick

Another reminder for you all.  I'm so excited about this show and just working away on it!  Had to update some stuff and got some more confirmations.  Lady Die is going to sing for ya, ...
Posted by Lisa SPAG on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 08:49:00 PST

SHICAGO

Where are the good venues?   I need a good; Stage Location backstage and in house promotions or a good chicago band to work with us.  Thanks for the help! xxx Unlucky Lisa...
Posted by Lisa SPAG on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:33:00 PST

666

Oh man!  I don't know if I'll be able to let that number go!  Don't know don' t know!
Posted by Lisa SPAG on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:00:00 PST