I like driving around, bad movies, red meat, dive bars, art, Las Vegas, Budweiser in the can, road trips, taking the bus, sleeping on the couch, room service, prison rodeos, coffee, spontaneous unicornism, lipgloss, jukeboxes, kissing, robots, tv dinners, the 3rd law of thermodynamics, upsetting Christians, old cars, hotel bars, phenylethylamine, Irish soap operas, library books, laundromats, my friends, big ideas, cocktail napkins, cemetaries, Phil Hendrie, goats, theater, Ira Glass, the Andrea and Hep Show, clean air, high heels, dog races, romantic gestures, my kid brother and key lime pie.
My real father.
My favorite song of all time is "Dancing in the Moonlight" by King Harvest. Everything else is just gravy.
The Outsiders, Mary Poppins, Niagra Niagra, Godfather, Fast Times, American Movie, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, Breaking Away, Smokey and the Bandit, Both Witch Mountain Movies (Escape From and Return To), Moonstruck, American Hollow, Run Ronnie Run, The Graduate, Lolita, Willy Wonka and countless others.
THE OFFICE (BBC), LOST, Wonder Showzen, Freaks and Geeks, The Knife Show, Arrested Development, Travel Sick, Dusty's Treehouse, Daily Show, Top Chef, Black Books, but the League of Gentlemen is probably my favorite tv show ever (thanks Yannick)...
THE WEEK, Portnoy's Complaint, The Toy Collector, Catcher in the Rye, A Prayer for Owen Meaney, STIFF, The Neon Bible, Pimp, Anything by Sedaris or Franken, Go Dog Go, and Rod McKuen's "Listen to the Warm"...okay, not really. But it's fun to say.
George Washington Carver. Why?! The man discovered over 100 different uses for the sweet potato. What have you done lately, fuckhead?