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jimmy

No, I don't think rubbing it will help. Sorry.

About Me

I like to sleep. Which isn't to say I do. I suppose its always the case, the one thing you love most you never get enough of. I work to pay the bills, to cook, and to allow myself leisure time to spend on my main hobby; the care and maintenance of the collection of broken down women I associate with. Perhaps its not glamorous, but I found that being a big fish in a little pond doesn't make your pond illegitimate or the fish narcissistic. It only means you lack the coping skills to deal with most of the other fish of the world. Which is a bad way of saying that if Americans cannot be trusted with pot, how the hell does it figure they can be trusted with guns?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton

Music:


Movies:

Willy Wonka, Goonies, Secret of Nimh, Dark Crystal, the beatiful Gigli, the Pianst, DiG

Television:

South Park, Simpsons, St. Elsewhere, Beverly Hills 90210, Solid Gold, Mork and Mindy, Quantum Leap, Matlock, Columbo, WKRP, That's Incredible, In Search Of with Leonard Nimoy

Books:

Tropic of Cancer, Portnoy's Complaint, Franny and Zoey, Lonesome Dove, Dubliners, Slaughterhouse Five, Illiad, Microserfs, Martin Dressler, Ragtime

My Blog

Pot Roast...possibly the greatest gift to mankind

Here you go people, I can think of no easier dish to make and none more delicious than beautiful, fall off the fork, pot roast.  It is so simple and easy, even a monkey could do it.  Well, e...
Posted by jimmy on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:11:00 PST

Outsourcing the Carnies...What Has this World Come to?

At every carnival there is always the suck ride.  Usually a fun house type ride, usually meant for little kids, usually busted and/or in some state of disrepair.  At the South County Mall Pa...
Posted by jimmy on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:29:00 PST

Mother's Day

Anna Jarvis.  She fought tooth and nail to get Mother's Day made into a national holiday.  Why?  Beats me.  Probably because her mother fought tooth and nail to get Mother's Day...
Posted by jimmy on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:22:00 PST