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Lots of Fun and Almost Thirty-One

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm just a nerdy imperfect fat chick with too many random stories. I dig the smart, smart-ass and the forever laughing...the shy need not apply. I love laughing, driving, art, wine, cultural events. I am all about expanding literacy...which is useful since I teach it....BTW I don't have any children..the kids in my photos belong to friends (thank the gods!) Oh yeah I'm a Latina SSBBW (that means an extra large bbw). I date a lot from the Internet too...It lets me know if a guy can write a sentence which to me can be a dealbreaker ( if you care). Other then that I'm mellow, just looking to be a adored a bit and have fun...My Sign: TAURUS Aggressive. freak in bed. slaughtered by spaniards quite often.New Taurus Horoscope(thanks Chris):Fucking amazing kisser (so I've been told). Very high appeal (sometimes). Love is one of a kind (hmmm, I'm not sure. Love is a varied, plendid thing). Very romantic (really?). Most caring person you will ever meet! (that is a nice thought) Entirely creative (I disagree). Extremely random and proud of it (bull's eye). Freak (no comment). Spontaneous (umm only when pushed). Great at telling Stories ( yes but they can run long). Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it (if you ony knew). Someone you should hold on to (well that is up to you and if I want to be held). "It's a predator, it's got vicious teeth and if it bites you in the wrong place, it could kill you,""
Which Trainspotting Character Are You? Character Flaw #32:Some people ponder Darfur, sometimes I prefer to ponder my bangs

My Interests

pondering my bangs,wine bars, wishing I was a break dancer, salsa at the gym, laughing, being secretly or not so secretly naughty, making friends and enjoying the ones I already have, L.A/O.C bars, playing with my three dogs, making absurd noises/hiding/taking walks with/dancing for my godson, adoring my students, useless trivia, my future freakin' MA project...I should of just been a break dancer!Aspiring to be a spinster/naughty governess/professor...and I love my students/job

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to go back in time to play tennis with myself when I was 8, smack myself in the head when I was 16 and lend a shoulder at 23...hopefully that doesn't seem too self-centered. There is a method to my madness. On the guy front:those who adore me & don't waste my time with drama. In the words of Mary J. Blige I'm always looking for more precious folk to "rep for life". MYSPACE ALIAS: Picasso's 1st Wife, Mrs. Clive Owen Wilson, The Naughty Governess, The Kinky Pulga, The Saucy Professor, and My future Rock, Paper, Scissors name: Olga "COLLEGE RULE RULES"

Music:

I love everything from hip-hop to brit pop(no particular order): Interpol, White Stripes, Barry Manilow, The Killers, Greenday, NIN, Suzzanne Vega, Britney Spears, 50 cent, the Hives, Weezer, N.E.R.D Kylie and some other hip-hop stuff, a combo of Franz Ferdinand, Foo Fighters, Beastie Boys, chick stuff like Tori A and Sarah M, Aimee Mann, Rianna, Fergie reppin' the Hac Hts Green day and more ex-Mrs. Kevin Federline, Artic Monkeys, Rufus Wainwright. To my Folly I have to admit I've also bought 30 seconds to Mars...oh the jared Leto shame! and mixed CD's that guys make to woo me like John Cusack from High Fidelity /bI would like to see live bands more often but I need someone to motivate plus live bads oten dissapoint accept TRAINWRECK! I love NPR/KPCC and KSLX for talk radio..

Movies:

I am really bad at returning them back to where they were rented. Thank the gods for ON DEMAND becuase I use to lose friends over this...techonology saw the error of my ways.Name it and I've probably seen it, except horror movies but lately I've had a bit of a penchant for tourist horror movies (Wolf Creek messes with your head!)I am forever a sissy-lala but sometimes I like to go on Wikipedia and read the scary story but dare never to see it. Gosh, Everyone here is sooo movie specific: The Grifters, anything with bad singing/dancing (i.e Matthew Lillard in "She's all that" or Jason Biggs freaking the computer chair in American Pie), Danny Boyle films, anything Hitchcock, Rudy, anything by Neil LaBute, Jaws (the first three..the Jamaica one was a lamer), Closer, Heathers, Unbreakable, obscure foreign flicks that would seem too pretentious to name off, Return of the Jedi, 40-year old virgin, anything by those Anderson fellows..I keep picking directors. ZOOLANDER, Karate Kid (love to sing to the tournament montage) Empire Records..Cameron Crowe movies...Oh and I don't need a movie to be happy for me to think it is worthwhile...I NEVER WANT TO MEET

Television:

Law & Order junkie (all of them!), my new passions are Reno 911! and 24, anything on HBO is sexy (even Autopsy..kidding), BBC America stuff, HIOB w/ Ari Gold, Black Adder, Deadwood, Cathouse, The Closer, Real Sports, Project Runway, WEEDS, NIP/TUCK , DEXTER, John Stewart, , My mother conditioned me to watch HGTV when in her presence, the price of maternal affection. At least I can decorate...that's a good thing, right? I am really into National Geographic's MEGASTRUCTURES or SHARK WEEK...I did say "talk nerdy to me"... I watch too much TV and dream of the day I have no cable or tv in every room of my house

Books:

I love plays, movie versions are usually fun (like Death and the Maidien) 18th, 19th, and early 20th century academic English stuff, guy magazines that usually have hot chicks on the cover & good articles inside ( I can only read about girlies stuff like blush so many times), Brett Easton Ellis, Harry Potter, detective fiction, things Susie Bright might edit, etc.I must admit that I love Oprah magazine. I am so into Vanity Fair lately too....Esquire, GQShakespeare Represents

Heroes:

My parents, Yoda and Mahatma Ghandi (he kicked British Empire oppresion while wearing a toga that he made himself, only to have a brand of rice named after him.) Runners up: Betsy McCormick, and my Aunt Ruth. I'm lucky to have very strong women in my life and men who support them.For your reading entertainment...a CRUSH section of past,present, future: People always expect me to be into bad boys...I'm not. First, Clive OWEN. I don't usually crush on celebrities or after typically generic HOT guys (notice no Brad Pitt on my list)but I must note that Josh Dummel (aka TAD HAMILTON) gets a shout out..I just gotta love those tall drinks of water. My cousin just told me my list wasn't ethically diverse enough so I've added Ludacris ... Most people know I dug Owen "Butterscotch Stallion" Wilson for his cadence/other attributes, Paul Rudd has finally made me laugh so hard I just have to want him (see Reno 911 episode), Topher Grace, Edward Norton, John Malkovich, men who say smart things. Non-aries guys, guys with hot shoulders, Eddie Izzard & Ewan McGregor (they usually are wearing guyliner or/and naked), Mark Ruffalo (only in one particular movie and not those usual crappy indie comedies he does) How could I forget...JAMES SPADER!!!! Hotness through three decades
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My Blog

Back in the Blog.S.S.R

Hey Dude and Duddettes, Long time no blog...It isn’t that I haven’t had much to say but I just haven’t been on here much and then been in the mood much to say..Aren’t you glad ...
Posted by Lots of Fun and Almost Thirty-One on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:56:00 PST

I’m bringing Jenga Back.....the first low energy vapid blog of 2008

Hmmm how many times have I lately had a moment of "I should blog that or I want to blog that" and yet, no blog came forth. As I look back of the 2007 blogs I have come to the conclusion tha...
Posted by Lots of Fun and Almost Thirty-One on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:40:00 PST

Hello Dali! a reccommend

So hey everyone, Josie, Jay and myself had a mini high school reunion over art. I safetly can say I think we all had a blast/great time. The Dali exhibit is well-worth seeing. It is much more interes...
Posted by Lots of Fun and Almost Thirty-One on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:13:00 PST

A meditation on today....

When you are estranged from someone who held a lot of meaning for you, sometimes you imagine what it would be like to confront the situation. Would there be tears, anger, or even worse, the sting of i...
Posted by Lots of Fun and Almost Thirty-One on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:07:00 PST

All is well...oh and great Italian and DALI

I can't believed I last a whole two weeks or so without a blog...then again I was sick for a bit...lend me your ears Nothing is perfect but all is well... Mom: Good...she had been really sick/sad but ...
Posted by Lots of Fun and Almost Thirty-One on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 01:08:00 PST

Disgruntled Olgie

I'm sooo annoyed...of course it is at myself First the darn fires and ciggies, add that to a Cassandra-like cousin named April and I am sick (which isn't that unusual) but it is interferring with my w...
Posted by Lots of Fun and Almost Thirty-One on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:31:00 PST

Captain Shaka’Her Booty demands that you WALK THE PLANK ( or DRINK or DANCE)

Hey Scalliwags, Wenches and Plunderers from down Under! Tonight is my friend Rebecca's annual Halloween party in Downey which has been on for like 5 years now ( see my pics). They usually have drinkin...
Posted by Lots of Fun and Almost Thirty-One on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:09:00 PST

Thursday (tomorrow) night...come be there, you square

Bored on a Thursday night?Ready to Start the weekend?Like the LA music scene? Well I have late start on Friday morning so I'm going to see The Monthlies ( see my profile for one song) tomorrow night. ...
Posted by Lots of Fun and Almost Thirty-One on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:28:00 PST

Tell me you love me...and Im beat..and the dish ran away with the spoon

blah blah blah  The 12 hours days take their toil..See I even misused there, no wait I didn't...ahh I'm tired. It is hard balancing the two bunches of students but I did it again! kudos to me and...
Posted by Lots of Fun and Almost Thirty-One on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:16:00 PST

Relaxing, Treasure, and Jury Duty

Ahhhh well my cold has subsided a bit...trying to relax between gigs.. The new job is good...I wish I knew if how much I am actually helping the students...being sick the last two days didn't help the...
Posted by Lots of Fun and Almost Thirty-One on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:04:00 PST