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Anthony

First, I know all the guys you'd hire to come after me. They like me better than you. Second, you're

About Me

"All around me were the noises of the crazy gold-coast city. And this was my Hollywood career - this was my last night in Hollywood, and I was spreading mustard on my lap in the back of a parking lot john..."

My Interests

I like these. A LOT.

I'd like to meet:

My home...about 50 years ago.

Music:

What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

Books:

Hey, I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I'm certainly not the dumbest. I mean, I've read books like "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" and "Love in the Time of Cholera", and I think I've understood them. They're about girls, right? Just kidding. But I have to say my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography "Cash" by Johnny Cash.

Heroes:

Screw Al Roker. I TRUST this guy.

My Blog

Pacific Standard Time.

New Yorkers who live and reside in Los Angeles are NOT allowed to talk shit about L.A. PERIOD. Yes, we KNOW L.A. is full of phonies. No, L.A. pizza is not as good. Fine, New York has a better publ...
Posted by Anthony on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 12:53:00 PST

Not Part of This Complete Breakfast.

So, I was substituting kindergarten yesterday, and during storytime, I decided to read a book that I had not read in a long time. Truth be told, I think I read it more for me than the 20 plus 5 year-...
Posted by Anthony on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:02:00 PST

Bear Necessities

-So, finally...it happened. In a little less than nine hours, I'm gonna be on set filming a spot for Toyota Matrix. I'll be the guy wearing a bear suit. If you're worried about whether or not you'l...
Posted by Anthony on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:51:00 PST

Sneak Peek at "Present Tense"

With all these films ("The Dark Knight", "Charlie Wilson's War", "I Am Legend") giving you a sneak online of what they have to offer before they open, I thought I would jump on the bandwagon and do th...
Posted by Anthony on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:16:00 PST

All I Want for Christmas...

While I was at the parents' over the weekend, my mom showed me a letter that I addressed to a certain someone, when I was 8.__________________________________________________________ _____________Dear ...
Posted by Anthony on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:58:00 PST

School House Rock

Q: What do I have in common with these two gentlemen?A: Other than our predilection for violence and awesome post-mortem one-liners, we are all substitute teachers.I realize that for some of you, the ...
Posted by Anthony on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 05:34:00 PST

Regret to Inform

Got this in the mail the other day:Deat Applicant,Thank you for applying to the Warner Bros. Television Writer's Workshop. After careful evaluation and consideration of the hundreds of scripts we rec...
Posted by Anthony on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:30:00 PST

Cold in Showers

We just got the hot water turned back on, THANK GOD! I don't mind saying that the past few days here at the Westbury have been nothing short of miserable, due to our fantastic plumbing system, which h...
Posted by Anthony on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:52:00 PST

Three Paragraphs and a Baby.

-Saw "The Darjeeling Limited" in Century City last night. Walking to the theatre, I encountered Bayside High's Class of '93's salutatorian, Jessie Spano, and, in addition, "one of the worst students"...
Posted by Anthony on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 06:24:00 PST

OK K-9

So, I wake up yesterday morning, turn on the tube, and notice that one of my favorite movies of all time was finishing up its last half hour on the Hallmark Channel (I realize the irony of this statem...
Posted by Anthony on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:02:00 PST