Um, I would like to meet an Irish female non-vegan, multi-instrumentalist who sings, really understands harmony, plays a mean accordion, some percussion -- can pretty much make an interesting noise out of anything you put in front of her, has tried and failed to quit smoking numerous times, can shake off a hangover like a wet dog, laughs intelligently, yet easily, understands why Christian girls and Jewish boys often like to date each other, can reload and cock a shotgun with one arm and her teeth, is a little embarrassed by how pissed off she was by the casting in the film "Constantine", has had her heart broken enough times to have gained some wisdom, but is currently very happy, in love, and living with an open-minded doctor, isn't a cop, and forgives easily cause she would have probably done the same thing at some point in her own life. Honestly, I have ZERO romantic or bad lusty motives for wanting to meet this person --- I just, for some odd reason, lead the kind of life which would frequently benefit from knowing someone like that. I mean, why? Who do YOU wanna meet? Rosa Parks? Forget the fact that she’s dead (lots of people would like to meet someone from history who has died), but I'm talking about meeting a woman who can cock a shotgun with one arm and her TEETH, people! I’m talking counter-point female vocal harmonies and open-minded doctors. Rosa Parks can’t play the accordion. Prove I’m wrong. Certainly she’s a remarkable and brave American hero, but I have a feeling if one of the Indigo Girls quit the other one wouldn’t instantly hit speed dial and get Rosa Parks to fill in for that Friday’s gig, you know? But okay, fine, you still HAVE to meet Rosa Parks. So what, you reverently but awkwardly shake hands with her and if you’re really lucky maybe sit down for a little tea or a danish, or something -- after further awkward niceties, maybe you gather the courage to ask a question or two that sound astoundingly stupid as they leave your mouth --- then what? It's Rosa fucking Parks --- she's seen it all, heard every question, fought every fight. Hell, she even fought Outkast in 2004 --- and they had a big hit at the time. Rosa’s never even been on the charts and now it’s too late. She’s like the Pete Best of the Indigo Girls. You really, really wanna meet Rosa Parks? Fine. But I say leave the poor woman alone. She's written a bunch of books and articles. I'm sure everything you'd want to know is out there somewhere. And, again, even if she was still alive, it’s not like you and Rosa are gonna smoke out and then go hang at Sky Bar. I'll bet she'd be pretty tired. Christ, in 1956 she was too tired to get up from her seat it’s 2006 now --- I doubt she’s up for a weekend in Vegas with you. Anyway, look, if you really could shake her hand and say how much you appreciate her courage and what she has done for our nation, great. Go for it. I'm sure she’d probably appreciate it, but then let her get some rest, okay? God, you piss me off sometimes ……so …. Anyway… Wait …what was the question again? Oh, right, who I’d like to meet. I guess I’d say Rosa Parks.