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Yannick Lord - Photography

Return of The Marquis - Image is... ummm?

About Me


Due to current workload, I am being VERY selective as to who I do TFCD/TFP work with, so please don't be upset if I don't get back to you immediately. I would love to work with almost everyone on here, but there just aren't enough hours in the day. I will consider, Fashion and Glamour projects with magazine submissions in mind (with VERY select models). Primary targets include: Citizen K, Big, Zink, FHM, Esquire and more...
If you’d like to work together send me a mail with a short description of the type of project you have in mind and if I think it will augment my portfolio, i will coordinate with you to pull it all together. I welcome input from models, stylists, designers and MUAs; I believe in collaboration, and letting all parties involved express their creativity. I'm interested in concepts - not just bodies.
My background is very mixed; ranging from music to photography, with a strong emphasis on design. As such, I like to apply my skills not just to the camera, but also to styling and concept; be it art direction or wardrobe creation. I don’t claim to know everything about photography, but I’d like to think I bring an unusual mix to the table that hopefully results in images with a bit of an edge.

My Interests

Erm, sticking knives in toasters, sucking the juice from tractors, sushi, running around the Venice broad walk naked with a flowerpot on my head singing ‘puff the magic dragon lived by the sea…’ you know, normal stuff...

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who enjoys juggling with chainsaws, eating butterflies, making sand castles, or helping little old ladies across the street, i.e. your normal deviants. Artists, Actors, Models, Musicians, Stylists, Revolutionaries, You!

If you are a model, MUA or Stylist, add my photography-network profile Glamouratzi .

P.S. This page is not a billboard (yes you know who you are, and yes you'll be deleted), so please, no SPAM
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Music:


W.E.F.U.N.K, UK garage & 2 step, deep house, jungle, Detroit techno, jazz, latin, blues, dub, ska, ragga, punk, rock....

Clubbed to death in the 90’s as part of the Coalesce crew and am very picky about my music, sorry to but LA clubs suck, clippytycloppety trance – so’93 dear.

Movies:

Erm ahh – Apocalypse Now, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Holly Grail, The Life of Brian, Sid & Nancy, Big Trouble in Little China, Amelie, Central Station, La Haine, Delicatessen, Le Pere Noel Est Une Ordure, Man Bites Dog, Matrix, Dune, Ghost In The Shell, Akira, Legend Of The Demon Womb, Evil Dead, Belly Of An Architect, Prospero’s Books, The Pillow Book, The Exorcist, Bad Taste, Shalow Grave, Trainspotting, Dogma, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, The Piano, Le Grand Blue, Taxi, Arthur, 12 Monkeys, 12 Angry Men, Duck Soup, Clockwork Orange, Shaun of The Dead, Lock Stock, Snatch, Dog Soldiers, Human Traffic, Crack Whores on Death Row, Pulp Fiction, Natural Born Killers, Fight Club, Reservoir Dogs, The Grudge, Dust ‘Till Dawn, Excalibur, Metropolis, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Blade Runner, Grease, Little Shop Of Horrors, Nospheratu, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Mars Attacks

Coming Soon...

Television:

Don’t really watch the thing to be honest (especially over here ‘cause it sucks – nothing quite like uncensored unbiased opinions – oops, sorry, this isn’t the rant spot is it?), The League of Gentlemen (go buy it now!), Little Britain, Mind of Mencia, Ali-G, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Fast Show, Goodness Gracious Me, The Daily Show, Hollow Men, Simpsons, South Park… too busy 2 care

Books:


Mommy what’s a book? Erm…, The Fabric of The Cosmos, Lord of the Rings, Kafka (long and short works), The Third Circle, anything Ian Banks, American Psycho, Jitter Bug Perfume, anything I’ve read in the last year… too many to name, what a stupid question.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. - Douglas Adams, "Last Chance to See"

Heroes:

Eh? Me, duh! Anyone that truly inspires me. My family and friends.

My Blog

Fisrt MySpace Model Test Shoot

Here's a handfull of pics from a recent test shoot with upcoming actress/model Andrea Guttag, with makeup by Heather Cvar. This was a bit of a rush job - an hour and a half for makeup, next one w...
Posted by Yannick Lord - Photography on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:06:00 PST

Romantic problems in cyberspace

A Jordanian man divorced his wife after discovering that she was also his virtual girlfriend. Bakr Melhem had been flirting with a women on an internet chat room for several months. But, when th...
Posted by Yannick Lord - Photography on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gay penguins won't go straight

A German zoo's plans to tempt its gay penguins to go straight by importing more females has been declared a failure. The female penguins were flown in especially from Sweden in an effort to encoura...
Posted by Yannick Lord - Photography on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Man robbed after sucking nipples smeared with knock-out drops

A Thai man has been robbed after sucking two women's nipples smeared with knock-out drops. The Kom Chad Luek newspaper says the women approached the 27-year-old at a bus stop and asked him if he wa...
Posted by Yannick Lord - Photography on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Brit's perspective

I really like American Girls
Posted by Yannick Lord - Photography on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST